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Ashton Kutcher is putting his tweets to good use.

Ashton bet Ted Turner $100,000 that he could get one million Twitter followers before Turner’s CNN could.

Kutcher won the bet, claimed his prize and immediately donated Ted’s money to the United Nations to fight malaria.

The UN is spearheading a campaign to stop the spread of the deadly disease which kills 3,000 children a day in Africa alone.

Gay, straight, whatever!

With eyes beyond piercingly blue and that big ol’ brain of his, anyone who gets to make out with CNN’s Anderson Cooper is lucky. End of discussion.  

That man is a silver fox!

Here's Cooper attending the CNN Heroes: All-Star Tribute at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles on Saturday. He’s so devastatingly handsome we almost wish there was some sort of crisis (besides the economy) so we could ogle him on CNN and still feel like we were being civic minded.