Coachella
We gave Dita Von Teese mad props last weekend when she stepped out at the Coachella Music Festival with her new man, a major upgrade from Marilyn Manson.
We now know who the smoldering morsel is…
He’s 25-year-old actor Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac (son of designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac) and he’s 11 years younger than Dita, 36.
Mmmmm, puma lovin’ is the best kind.
(Editor’s note: Pumas are women from 30-39; Cougars are women 40 and above.)
Check out the hot piece Dita Von Teese was squiring around the desert at the Coachella Music Festival in Indio, California over the weekend.
Can you believe that once upon a time, before he ditched her to cheat with Princess Daddy Issues, Dita was married to Marilyn Manson?
You have definitely moved up in the world, honey.
That man is foooooyne!
We love that even though it was in the 90s at Coachella, Dita is in a perfectly pressed vintage gown, not a hair out of place, looking like someone just swooped in for a touch up.
Golf claps.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon Play Grab Ass
Last night Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens sat courtside as the Lakers beat the Utah Jazz 113-100.
And who had the seat next to them?
TMZ boss Harvey Levin.
You know, the guy who pays people to chase after them with cameras and publishes things like V's naked photos.
Could they have been any more uncomfortable?
Harvey looks like he’s sitting in a dirty diaper, Zac’s wearing his sunglasses indoors and at night, and Vanessa has a smile plastered on her face so tight you couldn’t beat it off of her with a two by four.
Who will rise victorious?
Seeing Kate Bosworth eat is like seeing Woody Allen walking out of church on a Sunday.
The two seem mutually exclusive.
Her Skeletor cleavage is so gnarly.
Kate was seen with the munchies…we mean munching…on a slice of pizza in the VIP area of the Coachella music festival in Indio, California on Saturday.
—Sasha Perl-Raver
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were spotted walking hand-in-hand through the VIP area of the Coachella music festival in Indio, California this weekend.
They’re absolutely adorable together, but you know what’s not?
That hideous sack Reese tied on.
Her dress is so unflattering, it could start pregnancy rumors.
No bueno.
—Sasha Perl-Raver
Shia LaBeouf comes from humble beginnings. His dad was a drug addict, he was raised by a struggling single mother, his big break was the film Holes and for many years the only thing he was known for was the Disney Channel show Even Stevens.
Well, now he’s the guy from Transformers who many people are saying is going to take over the Indiana Jones franchise. Don’t people get it? No one saw Transformers for him, they saw it for the Transformers. He just happened to be in the movie with them.
