Courtney Love

We all know that Courtney Love is a hot mess, but we always thought she sort of kept it together for her daughter from Kurt Cobain, Francis Bean. We were clearly wrong.

A court order today said that Love has lost custody of her daughter and that Cobain's mother and sister will now be responsible for her well-being. She turns eighteen next year.

Courtney Love freaked out. Well, that's a shocker!

Apparently, someone accidentally walked in on her when she was in the bathroom at a party this weekend. She did what any rational person would do, of course. She ran out of the bathroom and lunged at the "intruder," threatening to have him thrown out of the party.

Luckily for Sebastisan Karnaby, the intruder in question, he was already on his way out.

Courtney Love is now claiming she is the victim of identity theft.

Last week American Express went after the Hole singer for an outstanding balance and fees of more than $350,000. But now she's refuting the charges, claiming someone has stolen her identity.

Maybe that Destiny's Child song was about Courtney Love all along.

The Hole singer has apparently been indulging in some retail therapy lately, but hasn't been paying her balance: American Express claims that Love owes them $352,059.67 in unpaid charges and fees.

Ouch.

We're sure she'll type up an incomprehensible rant which totally lacks grammar and punctuation about this any minute now. 

Pamela Anderson was photographed at the grand opening of the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club and Prime 333 in New York City last night.

Of course, Pammy Pie hitting a strip club isn’t surprising…except that this strip club serves strip steaks.

Prime 333 is a steakhouse.

What the hell is little Miss PETA, a proclaimed and vocal vegetarian, doing promoting the opening of a steakhouse?!?!?

Is Pam that hard up for cash these days?

WTF?

Tila Tequila and Billy Corgan are dating?!?!?

They are offiicially the oddest pairing since Joe Pesci and Angie Everhart.

How did Tila, known for soft core whoring on the internet and her bisexual lovefest reality show, hook up with the Smashing Pumpkins front man?

The so-effed-up-they-almost-makes-sense couple arrived together for Bravo’s A-List Awards held at The Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles last night.

Publicity stunt or match made in heaven?

Only time will tell.

We can’t wait to hear what Courtney Love thinks of these two!!

Why is Taylor Momsen morphing into a bizarre amalgam of Courtney Love and Nancy Spungen of Sid and Nancy?

Yesterday she was snapped on the set of Gossip Girl, sipping the de rigueur Sugar free Red Bull and punk rocked out to death.

Little J needs to soften up a little bit.

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Last night, Coldplay and the Killers played a small charity concert in West London for 2000 adoring fans, including Chris Martin’s wife, Gwyneth Paltrow and new London denizen Courtney Love, to raise money for War Child, an organization that assists children of wartorn countries.

We were so proud of Courtney for about three seconds…and then we saw what was going on around her ankles.

Did she grab a ball of yarn and wrap it around her feet until she made something resembling shoes? Martha Stewart should whomp her ass for that DIY disaster.

Rumors have been flying online all week about the possibility of Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love being a couple after a UK newspaper reported the pairing.

When a cameraman caught up with Rourke and asked him about the story, The Wrestler actor replied, "I'd rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla."

Burn!

Looking the least cracked out that she’s been in years (which isn’t saying much), a far-too-thin Courtney Love arrived at last night’s Elle Style Awards at Big Sky London, where she was honored as Woman of the Year.

Ummm, whaaa?

What the hell has Courtney done this year besides spout off on her blog and be a walking testimonial to her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean (poor kid) of how NOT to turn out?