Danity Kane

The one thing we can say about Aubrey O’Day – beside that we heard she had sex with P. Diddy back when Danity Kane first got together – is that homegirl will do anything for a smidge of attention and 20 seconds in the spotlight.

Last night, she flaunted her new title of Playboy cover girl (although her cover photo is so airbrushed she’s unrecognizable and looks more like a painting than a human) at the William Rast runway show in New York.

She also made sure her boobs were popping as far out of her dress as possible without showing actual areola.

We are vomiting all over ourselves right now!

Are you kidding? How the eff does this chick do it?!?!?!

Former Danity Kane slut, Aubrey Ho’Day, hosted a Halloween party at Tabu Ultra Lounge in Las Vegas this weekend. O’Day arrived dressed as Ariel from The Little Mermaid and who was her Prince Eric???

Jeremy!

All the girls who made Danity Kane interesting are peacing the eff out!

As we learned on the season finale of Making the Band 4, Aubrey “You Can Do Me Backdoor Any” O’Day and a Z-List D Woods hit the bricks but now there are reports that Shannon, the sweet, innocent, married one, has quit voluntarily because she’s sick of the drama, the fighting and big daddy Diddy.

That leaves just two.

On Tuesday’s Making the Band 4 finale, Diddy ousted sloppy hot mess Aubrey O’Day (who sadly was the fun one in the group since she’s got a little of the Anna Nicole Smith in her) and her partner in crime D. Woods (who should’ve been smarter than that since she’s totally forgettable) but the group has one last piece of business together.

Danity Kane hoochie Aubrey O’Day and publishing heiress Lydia Hearst-Shaw get their Lindsay Lohan on in the East Village on Monday night while leaving Club Butter.

Lydia Hearst-Shaw is model and heiress to the publishing fortune established by her maternal great-grandfather William Randolph Hearst (“Roooosebud”). She was recently named the new face and body of the luxury lingerie brand Myla. Aubrey, who is said to have slept with everyone from P. Diddy to Jenna Jameson, is currently in New York appearing as Amber Von Tussle on Broadway in Hairspray.

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Saturday Afternoon: Loose lipped former Alias star, Victor Garber who's currently filming the second season of Eli Stone, in the lobby of the Arclight. He is an incredibly handsome older man. Hey, Daddy.

Whoever convinced Danity Kane hoochie Aubrey O’Day to wear an oversized, white, accordion-pleated sack with slutty granny heels and a jelly fish hair piece to last night’s Vitaminwater Best of New York party at the Hudson Terrace deserves a medal!

Even for Aubrey, who tends to look like a drunken tranny prom queen quite a bit, this ensemble is a masterpiece of bad taste.

How much do you wanna bet the stylist convinced her that fugly ass hair piece was “very Sarah Jessica Parker!”

Danity Kane performed at the Pearl in Las Vegas this weekend but the big show was behind the scenes.

Their show was delayed almost half an hour because, according to a producer of the show, one of the performers was freaking out backstage and did not want to perform.

Things escalated when a fight broke out between some of the girls, apparently so big it required security guards to step in to separate them.

Aubrey O'Day, who was discovered on the third season of MTV's hit Making the Band when P. Diddy chose her to be a member of Danity Kane, has been linked with just about everyone. Reported hookups include:

-P. Diddy (some said she was pregnant with his child).

-Evan Ross, Diana Ross's up-n'-coming son.

-Blink 182's Travis Barker (whose clothing line Famous Stars and Stripes Aubrey models for).

-Porn star Jenna Jameson (Klassy).