David Cassidy

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were snapped last night leaving their hotel and heading to a private screening of Ange’s film Changeling at the Curzon cinema in Mayfair, London.

We can’t get over how they look at one another. David Cassidy and Etta James sang songs entirely devoted to looks like the one Ange is giving Brad.

You know what she’s thinking? “Baby, even with that pornstache, you’re still succulent.”

Dun-dun-duhhhh.

This is almost as incendiary as Miley Cyrus flashing her bare back in Vanity Fair. Prepare yourselves puritans.

An episode of Cyrus’ hit show Hannah Montana has been yanked after Disney bosses were flooded with complaints from concerned parents. The episode titled, “No Sugar, Sugar,” is about Hannah dealing with her friend’s diagnosis with diabetes. Topical, chaste, Disney-approved content; so what’s the problem?

Parents previewed an on-demand version and freaked out.