David Duchovny

Ickitt?

Ohhhh, the school yard taunts will be ENDLESS!

“Ickitt makes me sickitt. You know where you can stick it.”

“Ickitt is icky.”

Or maybe just a simple “You’re mommy hates you.”

The singer gave birth to her son with fiancé Benjamin Brewer on February 11th and he will be known as Ickitt Brewer.

Why do celebrities insist on saddling their children with trauma-inducing names?

Gwynnie Paltrow’s Apple, Jason Lee’s Pilot Inspektor, Ashlee Simpson’s Bronx Mowgli, Nick Cage’s Kal-El, David Duchovny’s Kyd (that is so wrong), and Jermaine Jackson’s Jermajesty…

Celebrities love to eff their kids up from the start by bestowing them with legendarily bizarre names.

But not Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber.

They have named their newborn son Samuel Kai Schreiber.

Adorable!

X-Files star Gillian Anderson and her boyfriend Mark Griffiths welcomed a baby boy named Felix Griffiths on October 15th in London.

Anderson and Griffiths are also parents of a one-year-old son named Oscar and Gillian has a 13-year-old daughter, Piper, from a previous marriage.

Congratulations, Gillian. Now, keep those kids away from Uncle David before they pick up any bad habits.

Sigh.

We had a feeling this was coming.

After eleven years of marriage, David Duchovny and Tea Leoni have separated.

Apparently the couple split a while ago, several months, but opted to keep the news of the break-up private for the sake of their two kids, Madelaine, 9, and Kyd, 6, especially considering the scandal swirling around the family with David checking into rehab for sex addiction (he left rehab just a week ago).

Those poor kids. Our heart goes out to them.

David Duchovny has checked out of the rehabilitation center where he was being treated for sex addiction, specifically to internet porn. 

When you really think about how intense an addiction has to be to demand rehab, can you imagine how David spent his days? He must’ve been mightily chafed.

Duchovny checked into rehab on August 31st, and is leaving to begin production on a new film.

TMI Alert of the Week!

Of all the intimate details we don’t need to know (David Duchovny is an internet porn addict, Amanda Peet has sex in the bathtub, Megan Fox is a borderline lesbian), this is at the top of the list, mainly because we find her repugnant, bitchy and self-obsessed, but now we know she’s a dirty whore on top of everything else (pardon the pun). 

David Duchovny checked into rehab for sexual addiction last week and now it’s surfaced that there was no adultery or extra-marital affair, Duchovny is addicted to internet porn.

In the wake of his admission, wife Tea Leoni has cancelled her scheduled appearances at the Toronto Film Festival to promote her new film Ghost Town, co-starring Ricky Gervais. Can you imagine how embarrassing this is for their entire family?

We freely admit it, we have a serious problem. We’re gonna have to join David Duchovny in rehab for sex addiction because we have a Phelps Phetish.

Yesterday he visited New York’s McBurney YMCA to swim with kids in Manhattan. How cute is that!?!?!? And…he wore a SPEEDO! Hallelujah!

Do you think that little girl realizes how lucky she is? If she were about five years older, we’d be ready to shiv her. Seriously, lying in the water in our Mikey’s arms; that is our ultimate fantasy.

Whoa, at first we thought this was a publicity stunt for his show Californication. Turns out it’s sad-but-true.

David Duchovny, star of the Sex Files…eh, we mean X Files, has checked himself into rehab for sex addiction.

“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” Duchovny said in a statement. “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”