Dazed and Confused

November 30, 2008 at 2:27pm PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Love may be a battlefield for Milla Jovovich but she’s not letting it make her cynical.

After two failed marriages, one extremely short one to her Dazed and Confused co-star Shawn Andrews when she was 16 which her mother had annulled two months later, and a second to her Fifth Element director Luc Besson (who is a big, gross, fat, sweaty Frenchman), Jovovich is preparing to walk down the aisle for the third time with her baby daddy, filmmaker Paul W.S. Anderson (not to be confused with crazy ass P.T. Anderson).

September 18, 2008 at 9:46am PST
Photos: jeremylondon.net

Children of 80s and 90s: raise your hand if you had a crush on one of the London Twins back in the day. As a reminder, Jason was in films like Dazed and Confused and The Man on the Moon while Jeremy dominated television on I’ll Fly Away, Party of Five (omg, we loooved Griffin) and, later, 7th Heaven.

Need a new way to tell the twins apart? Jeremy’s the one whose estranged wife just got a restraining order against him, accusing him of lashing out at her in violent, drug-fueled attacks.

September 12, 2008 at 9:37am PST
Photos: Anchor Bay Entertainment

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