Demi Moore

This sounds like the premise of a horror film to us.

Ashton Kutcher has stated that his life with Demi Moore is so perfect that the only way it could get better was if he cloned himself.

“Life couldn’t be better, even if I was standing on that beach out there,” the 31-year-old star has said. “I’m so good I almost need another one of me to be any better.”

We feel pretty confident in saying that what the world does not need now is more Ashton Kutchers running around.

Brad Pitt, who stars in the upcoming Inglorious Basterds, talked to Wired magazine and provided some sage advice for the tech savvy people of today.

When asked what he thought about Ashton Kutcher posting a picture of Demi Moore's behind on Twitter, Brad told the magazine:

Lots of Hollywood actors and actresses take on the Broadway scene – Katie Holmes and David Radcliffe to name a couple, and now Ashton Kutcher.

Mr. Demi Moore has reportedly been offered the starring role in Neil LaBute’s play Fat Pig.

Susan Boyle may hit the big time yet!

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher want Britain’s Got Talent runner-up, Susan Boyle, to perform for their upcoming wedding anniversary in September.

The couple is reportedly willing to pay her $42,000 for the gig.

Cha-Ching.

No formal offer has been made following Boyle’s admittance to London’s Priory Clinic where she spent five days being treated for exhaustion and anxiety. She was released earlier today.

Ashton Kutcher is putting his tweets to good use.

Ashton bet Ted Turner $100,000 that he could get one million Twitter followers before Turner’s CNN could.

Kutcher won the bet, claimed his prize and immediately donated Ted’s money to the United Nations to fight malaria.

The UN is spearheading a campaign to stop the spread of the deadly disease which kills 3,000 children a day in Africa alone.

Men of the world, listen up.

Ashton Kutcher is a Twitter Zen master and he’s using his Tweets to help ya’ll out.

So Twits, listen to this Tweet about how he and his wife, Demi Moore, are able to stay happy together:

“For me it’s about relearning that supporting my wife isn’t about providing $ and home, it’s about supporting her desires, needs and emotions.

“Greatest lesson in my marriage: Don’t try to solve her problems, just listen, love and be supportive. This is the opposite of male nature.”

Ahem!

In a small ceremony that was big-time all-in-the-family, Bruce Willis kicked off his 54th year by marrying his 32 year-old girlfriend, Emma Heming, on Saturday.

The ceremony was held at the actor's home in Parrot Cay, Turks & Caicos and was attended by his ex-wife Demi Moore, their children, Rumer Willis, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallullah Belle, 15, and Demi's new husband, Ashton Kutcher.

You know what bugs the hell out of us?

Rumor has it Bruce Willis and his girlfriend, model Emma Heming, 32, are planning an small wedding this week in Turks and Caicos, where the actor owns a home.

Fueling the rumors, Bruce’s ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband, Ashton Kutcher, who are both very close to Bruce, arrived on the island Saturday. There has also been a block of ocean view rooms and private villas reserved for Willis’ guests at a hotel near the actor’s home.

The question is, is this for a wedding or to celebrate Bruce’s birthday?

He turns 54 today.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

This is the kind of thing that cracks us up!

LA is a town where perception is everything, but the truth rarely lives up to the hype people manage to create.

We should have learned this lesson years ago but every now and again, like at Sundance, we have a moment where the bubble bursts and we realize the unicorns are just horses with cones taped to their foreheads.

Case in point: Bardot.

The Golden Globes have long been our favorite of the award shows, mainly because there’s liquor readily available on all the tables so everyone gets trashed and the likelihood of something inappropriate happening gets exponentially higher as the night goes on and the alcohol consumption goes up.

As usual, last night was a mix of highlights (go, Slumdog!) and lowlights (seriously, why is Renee Zellweger still famous?) and here they are...