Desperate Housewives

If you haven't been watching Desperate Housewives lately, then you have missed out on some serious girl-on-girl action between Dana Delany and Julie Benz. But Marcia Cross wants in too!

Delany's Katherine, fresh out of the nuthouse, has gotten hot and heavy with Wisteria Lane's newest resident and former stripper, Robin, played by Dexter's Benz.

Does Wisteria Lane have room for any more models? It had better because Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova have just signed on to play themselves in an upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives.

Uh, sort of. So you may have already heard that there's going to be a plane crash on Wisteria Lane over at Desperate Housewives. The constant murders, suicides, car accidents, and, oh yeah, the tornado weren't enough. Now an actual plane is going to crash onto the street.

Eva Longoria Parker plans to get her Master’s degree in Chicano studies and political science to learn about her heritage.

Eva is originally from Texas, but her family lives in Monterrey, Mexico. She was recently in Mexico City shooting her first Spanish-speaking role for the upcoming film, Days of Grace.

She told Hola Magazine that she wants to “learn more about the history of the country we come from.”

The Desperate Housewife already has a Bachelor of Science in Kinesiology from Texas A&M!

It has been confirmed that Drea de Matteo has joined the cast of Desperate Housewives for season six.

Matteo currently stars as Wendy on the FX series, Sons of Anarchy. But she is best known for her role on HBO's Sopranos as Adriana.

Since ABC gave Edie (Nicollette Sheridan) the boot, they need some new blood on Wisteria Lane.

Desperate Housewives stars Lily Tomlin and Kathryn Joosten are in talks to star in their own spin-off show.

The pair, both 69, who play scheming sisters Roberta and Karen McCluskey, are negotiating a deal with ABC that would give their Housewives characters their own show. 

According to the New York Post, the show is being modeled after The Golden Girls and ABC is trying to convince Housewives creator Marc Cherry to take the helm. 

Lily Tomlin is something inspired by The Golden Girls?

Where do we sign up?

Nicollette Sheridan got the boot from Desperate Housewives to save money.

That’s what the show’s creator Marc Cherry says, and it doesn’t get any more horse’s mouth than that.

Cherry says he was forced by ABC to cut costs, and that meant cutting Sheridan’s character Edie because her character had run its course.

Damn!

Check out the guns on Marcia Cross!

Who would’ve guessed there’s a Linda Hamilton living on Wisteria Lane?

The 47-year-old Desperate Housewives star and mother of twins was looking foxy and ripped up like a guido’s phone number at her local gym in Brentwood on Thursday.

Marcia wailed on her arms for an hour and a half before hitting the streets.

She is totally our new gym-spiration.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

OMG!

Did Jesse Metcalfe eat Dean Cain?

Remember when Jesse was the hot gardener on Desperate Housewives?

Now he’s just the desperate loser who shows up on the red carpet and makes people gasp in wonder, thinking, “What happened to that guy?”

Jesse attended last night’s Watchmen premiere at Graumann’s Chinese in Hollywood, and he looked like straight up butt juice.

No bueno.

Very retired porn star.

And that’s not a good thing.

Looks like Jesse’s “lifestyle” (sniff, sniff) has finally caught up to him.

Nicollette Sheridan is exiting Desperate Housewives.

Nicollette is pulling a Katherine Heigl/T.R. Knight and bowing out of Housewives, another ABC juggernaut now steadily in decline.

They’re all ditching like rats on a sinking ship.