Divorce

Elin Nordegren is saying peace out, people.

Her divorce from Tiger Woods is officially official, and she's granted one, and only one, interview to People this week.

"My immediate plan," she said, "is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation."

But she says she's feeling stronger than ever. "I have confidence in my beliefs, my decision, and myself."

I believe that's the sound of crickets chirping we hear.

Spencer Pratt, frontrunner in race for the title of Worst Person in the Universe, is shopping around a sex tape of himself with his soon-to-be ex-wife, and fellow terrible person, Heidi Montag.

And we thought Heidi's epic failure of a music video was the worst thing this couple could have ever put on film.

This couple's marital problems just went from Medium to extra-large - again.

After working through a separation last year, Thomas Jane and Patricia Arquette are once again splitting up.

"The split is completely amicable and their prime focus is their daughter," a rep for the pair told People magazine. "They ask that their privacy be respected at this time." 

Well, that lasted about as long as a painfully awkward SNL skit.

Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss and Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen are separating after only 10 months of marriage.

A source reportedly told Life & Style magazine, "Fred and Elisabeth separated in May. Fred is currently in Portland, Ore. on the set of his new series Portlandia. Elisabeth is in LA focusing on her career and spending quiet time with friends."

Do we think Kate Winslet can break the Oscar Curse?

It's been about four months since Kate and her husband Sam Mendes announced that they were separating, but word on the street is that they are giving it another go.

This summer they are spending time together in one of their homes in England to see if they can make the marriage work.

Christina Milian and The Dream have announced that they are getting a divorce.

The couple got married last fall and they had a child together who was born in February.

Rumors are that The Dream, who is a hip-hop producers, was seen out and about with his assistant, but of course neither party has confirmed any details.

There have been rumors that Elin Nordegren would get close to $750 million in her divorce from Tiger Woods, but now it sounds like it will be closer to $100 million, plus child support.

Tiger is worth more than half a billion dollars, but Elin seems to still be making out pretty well in all of this. (If you don't count the cheating and the violence, we mean.)

Sources say that the divorce will be finalized in a few days. We can honestly say that we are very happy for this story to be coming to a close.

It's a good thing you don't actually have to be anyone's wife to be on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Soon-to-be RHOBH cast member Camille Donatacci has filed for divorce from her husband, Frasier star Kelsey Grammer.

Camille has cited "irreconcilable differences" (of course). The couple have been married since 1997 and have two children.

We're going to hope now that this is the last time we'll be writing about Jesse James.

Sandra Bullock's divorce from James is official as of today. The papers were signed this morning and she is through with him forever.

The papers listed "conflict of personalities" as the reason. That's one way to put it. The rest is sealed, and is now also history. Onward and upward for Bullock and little baby Louis!

Eddie Cibrian has some advice for his ex-wife, Brandi Glanville, that we wish he would take himself: stop talking.

As you may recall, Cibrian very publicly cheated on and then left Brandi for country singer and actress LeAnn Rimes last year.