Dolly Parton

Bow down!

Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin, the original cast of 9 to 5, attended the opening night of the film’s musical adaptation on Broadway last night.

While they all looked fabu, we can’t get over Dolly.

Who else could pull off tan-toned hose, inch-long acrylic nails, a white, spangley skirt suit and enough hairspray and eye shadow to make Tammy Faye Baker blush, and still manage to look fierce?

We give her two snaps and a yee-haw.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

When did Kellie Pickler get so porno?

From the ginormous implants to the drugged out “You can do me however you want” expression on her face, the country star has come a long way from her days on American Idol when she didn’t know what to make of it when Simon called her a naughty little minx (“A naughty little WHAT?” she gasped).

She’s turning into a blonde, human version of Betty Bop (though we fear she thinks of herself as Marilyn Monroe meets Dolly Parton).