Dolph Lundgren

April 10, 2009 at 1:02pm PST
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Brittany Murphy has joined the cast of The Expendables, a new film written, directed and stars Sylvester Stallone.

What idiot actually believes an audience has any interest in watching that chick on screen?

The film, which also stars Jason Statham (hubba hubba), Mickey Rourke, Jet Li and Dolph Lundgren, is about a team of mercenaries sent to South America to overthrow a dictator.

January 31, 2009 at 12:03pm PST

By the power of Greyskull! I HAVE THE POWER!

He-Man is being brought to life on the big screen.

Warner Bros has joined forces with Matrix producer Joel Silver and Kung Fu Panda director John Stevenson to create a live action version of the beloved 1980s series.

In case you need a reminder on the awesomeness that was He-Man: Masters of the Universe, the cartoon was about a prince who transforms into a warrior to challenge the villainous Skeletor and save his magical land.

Holla!

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