Don Johnson

She is one!

We’ve been wondering why Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen has begun resembling early Debbie Harry/Courtney Love/Sid’s Nancy and it’s because she’s harboring delusions of grandeur for her big rock career.

Why can’t successful actors leave well enough alone and be happy with their singular career (cough, Joaquin Phoenix)?

Why do they all want to be rock stars too (ahem, Kevin Costner)?

Now Taylor Momsen is joining in the unoriginality. 

Jessica Biel arrives at the premiere of her new film Easy Virtue at the Auditorium Parco della Musica on Monday in Rome, Italy, part of the third International Rome Film Festival, looking absolutely stunning!

Jessica is following in her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake’s (and his skanky rumored ex, Scarlett HoJo Johansson’s) footsteps in Easy Virtue; she sings and, supposedly, quite well.

Kevin Costner is following in Jessica Simpson’s footsteps and releasing a country music album.

Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester is preparing to follow in the hallowed footsteps of Milla Jovovich, Don Johnson and Scarlett HoJo Johansson; she’s working on her first album.

Oh, joy. Something new to make our eardrums bleed and haunt our sleep.

“I've always done [music],” Leighton said, “just now, I am actually doing an album that I plan to release.”

Terrence Howard celebrated his cover of Philadelphia Style magazine in Philadelphia yesterday.

Terrence is using the article to promote his new album. Yes, we said album. He’s going the Jamie Foxx-Scarlett “HoJo” Johansson-Don Johnson route. Yikes. Terrence showed off his pipes alongside Foxx in Ray , but that doesn’t mean he needs to make a record and force people to listen to it. Didn’t he learn anything from watching Eddie Murphy crash and burn?