Easy Virtue

What do Noel Coward, Alfred Hitchcock and a writing team with a penchant for singing drag queens have in common?

They’ve all tried their hand at Easy Virtue, a property which enters its third incarnation on May 22nd with co-writer and director Stephan Elliot (The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert) at the helm.

Having Justin Timberlake watch you bust moves would be pretty intimidating, but imagine if you’re trying to groove with his woman.

On the set of their new film, Easy Virtue, Ben Barnes and Jessica Biel have several song and dance numbers, and Barnes admits he had some trouble, especially when Timberlake was around to watch him stumble.

“It’s not that he was on set all the time,” Barnes says. “I certainly didn’t see him prowling around."

The body known as Jessica Biel attended the New York premiere of her new film, Easy Virtue, in New York last night.

Can you say, “Slammin’”?

She walked the red carpet with her co-star Ben Barnes before hitting the afterparty at the Gramercy Park Hotel with her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, who absolutely dominated on SNL this weekend.

It was the best episode in longer than we can remember.

Jessica has been busily preparing for her big musical debut at the Hollywood Bowl this summer in Guys and Dolls (we already have tickets).

What do you think of Jessica Biel’s black gown from last night’s London premiere of her new film Easy Virtue?

We think it looks a bit like a misshapen prom dress that she made herself, Pretty in Pink-style.

You know bitch has a rockin’ body because the dress hits her at the most unfortunate places, mid ankle and mid hip, but she doesn’t look dumpy, the dress does. With bunching shoulders, awkward lines and a general looks of dishevelment; this taffeta melt down is a red carpet stinkeroo.

On the left, Ben Barnes at Monday’s premiere of his new film Easy Virtue, co-starring Jessica Biel, in Rome. On the right, Ben Barnes at the London premiere on Tuesday.

Did he recycle his outfit and just put a new tie on??? One day later?!?

Does Prince Caspian only have one suit?

Jessica Biel arrives at the premiere of her new film Easy Virtue at the Auditorium Parco della Musica on Monday in Rome, Italy, part of the third International Rome Film Festival, looking absolutely stunning!

Jessica is following in her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake’s (and his skanky rumored ex, Scarlett HoJo Johansson’s) footsteps in Easy Virtue; she sings and, supposedly, quite well.

How badly do we want to pull a Rihanna and get all kinds of wet n’ wild under Colin Firth’s umberella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh?

Sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves.

Colin was spotted in Toronto where his new film Easy Virtue, co-starring Jessica Biel, Ben Barnes and Kristen Scott Thomas, is premiering. He’s so dapper and gentile. Very British. We want to gobble him up like a crumpet.