Ed Hardy

Gag us with a spoon.

Jon Gosselin, reality TV star of Jon and Kate Plus 8 is a new man. No more nagging wife. No more dealing with eight children all the time.

No, now he has a classy much younger girlfriend, a motorcycle, and a lifetime supply of Ed Hardy clothing. The latter of which he wears all the time.

Ugh.

Two crap tastes that taste crappy together.

Ed Hardy makes some of the tackiest clothing around and somehow, bafflingly, has managed to ride their wave of popularity for almost seven years. We’d rather wear Saran Wrap than Ed Hardy.

Can you say skeevy?

He looks like a child molester.

Christian Audigier, the man responsible for the uglification of the world as the designer of lines like Von Dutch, Ed Hardy and his own eponymous line of hideous studded hats and t-shirts, continues his path to universal domination at the grand opening of the Christian Audigier Nightclub at the Treasure Island Resort, Las Vegas.

First clothes, now clubs. He’s going to infuse the world with his brand of tacky if it’s the last thing he does.