Elisabeth Hasselbeck

We cannot stand Debbie Matenopoulos.

Ever since her babbling days on The View (compared to her, Elisabeth Hasselbeck looks like a Nobel Laureate), Matenopoulos has ridden our last nerve.

Having said that, even we wouldn’t wish this kind of agony on her.

Debbie’s husband of five years, music exec Jay Faires, has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences and requesting the court not award his future ex-wife any spousal support.

Here’s what makes this dumping so brutal: She found out about it the same way we did…on the internet.

Barbara Walters’s is undoubtedly one of the more unflappable journalists. It takes a lot to knock the socks off of a woman who’s been flirted with by Fidel Castro and rubbed noses with the Dalai Lama but her interview with the infamous “pregnant man” Thomas Beatie “floored her.”

Why?

Beatie announced he’s pregnant again.

We’re shocked Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s puritanical, right–wing head didn’t explode.

She’s baaack!

Elisabeth Hasselbeck better hide under the covers because here comes Rosie!

Rosie O’Donnell has finalized plans for a one-hour special set to air on NBC the night before Thanksgiving. If it has a good showing, guess who’s moving to primetime?

Rosie O’Donnell has finalized plans for a one-hour special set to air on NBC the night before Thanksgiving. Ummm, excuse us, but how does that make it any different from a show like Jimmy Kimmel or Live with Regis and Kelly except that it’ll be on during the ad-sales friendly hours of 8-11pm?