Elisabeth Hasselbeck is going to spread the righteous word for God and Republicans no matter what it takes.
Even if that means giving birth to her own mini-congregation.
The most annoying co-host of The View (which is like being the biggest hick at a redneck contest) is expecting her third child with her football star husband Tim Hasselbeck.
She announced the pregnancy on the talk show and said she’s due in August.
Are you ready, Donald? Here she comes, Elisabeth!
Cue Jaws music. Dun nuh. Dun nuh. Dun nuh dun nuh dun nuh!
Rosie O’Donnell is on her way back to TV. Just when we thought we’d heard the last “cutie patootie,” sources say Rosie is in talks with NBC to have her very own primetime variety show.
Oooooh, primetime.