Ellen

April 23, 2009 at 12:46pm PST

Because Ellen DeGeneres is a wonderful, caring, kind and generous woman, she invited Lindsay Lohan on her show yesterday so Lindsay could continue her “I’m So Alone” post-Sam Ronson breakup publicity tour.

First of all, Lohan is EMACIATED! Disarmingly, upsettingly, grotesquely thin. And her voice had an “I party too hard, smoke too much and love purging” graveliness.

Secondly, since when do famous people go on talk shows to blather on about their private lives?

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