Ellen DeGeneres

Look out Gayle, somebody wants to be Oprah's new best friend!

Ellen Degeneres has been campaigning on her show to get on the cover of O Magazine, a right that has almost always only been reserved for Oprah herself. But she finally won out and she got a double cover!

Don't they look like besties? (Sorry Gayle!)

TR Knight wants a baby. Have you got one?

This is what he asked on Ellen today. "Because sometimes you give people things," he said.

But he is serious. "I don't know if it's going to end up working out but that would be something I would like, Knight continued.

We wish you good luck, sir, and we know that the only thing that might make you cuter is if you had a baby on your arm!

We definitely did not see this one coming, but it looks like a stroke of genius! Fox announced yesterday that Ellen DeGeneres will be joining American Idol this season as the fourth judge, replacing the departing Paula Abdul. She won't be giving up her talk show. She will continue to do both, she says.

We hope this isn’t a sign of her going crazy again. Last time she went with dark locks, trouble started a-brewing.

Brit was spotted with a new hairdo over the weekend with her rumored boytoy/agent Jason Trawick after her Twitter account had been hacked claiming she had died.

Because Ellen DeGeneres is a wonderful, caring, kind and generous woman, she invited Lindsay Lohan on her show yesterday so Lindsay could continue her “I’m So Alone” post-Sam Ronson breakup publicity tour.

First of all, Lohan is EMACIATED! Disarmingly, upsettingly, grotesquely thin. And her voice had an “I party too hard, smoke too much and love purging” graveliness.

Secondly, since when do famous people go on talk shows to blather on about their private lives?

For the first time since she kicked off the Grey Gardens promotional tour, we can’t get behind what Drew Barrymore is wearing.

Wah wah waaaaaah.

Everyone knows mid-calf is the least flattering length in the universe.

Add the asymmetrical super sleeve, the decorative hair doily and the orthopedic-gone-dominatrix shoes, and she becomes a walking cautionary tale.

This is no way to get a new man, Drew.

And apparently, she needs one.

Melissa Etheridge wrote a brilliant, unpredictably funny in a sad, wounded, biting sort of way, article about her feelings on Prop 8’s passing this week (a horrifying fact we’re still trying to comprehend. Why would anyone want to malign and bisect two people who love each other? It makes us sick.)

Vanessa Hudgens appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this morning to promote High School Musical 3: Senior Year, and Ellen got her to spill a few beans about her man Zac Efron.

When asked if she feels uncomfortable about all the female fan adulation, she shrugged and said, “Ah, he’s hot!” Yes, he is, and he’s got a rockin’ bod, something he maintains with one of the most disgusting breakfasts we’ve ever heard of.

Shemar Moore of Criminal Minds appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres show where he claimed he was single "all day every day."

Remember when the rumor was that he was all gay every day?

When pressed as to who he’d like to date, Shemar admitted “There is one particular person in this town that I kind of got a little crush on. A lot of guys got a crush on this girl but she can't seem to find that man who can get it right and I just want to raise my hand and try. And that's Ms. Jennifer Aniston."

Work it, Supermodel.

Ellen DeGeneres, 50, has signed on to be the next CoverGirl, joining the ranks of Rihanna and Drew Barrymore. We love that they chose a woman in her 50s as their new spokesmodel proving once again that beauty doesn’t always mean 20-year-old stick thin celebutard. Go Ellen!

The campaign is scheduled to be shot next week and Ellen’s going to make a cool $1 million! Modeling is such hard work.