Emmys

Should it be How I Met Your Mothers? Okay, bad polygamy joke.

We know you don't even watch the Emmys for the awards, so we present Gossip Sauce's 2009 Primetime Emmy Fashion Winners.

Nominees Drew Barrymore, Heidi Klum, Chloe Sevigny, Rose Byrne, Sandra Oh, Tina Fey all rocked it on the red carpet, even if only Fey took home an actual award!

Bask in their collective beauty, above.

Neil Patrick Harris may have lost the actual award to Jon Cryer (WHAT?!?), but the show's MC was clearly the big winner last night. It was he most entertaining Emmys show in years, even if the awards were pretty boring.

It was no surprise to us that this weekend that Tina Fey picked up another Emmy as a guest actress on Saturday Night Life for her brilliant spoof of Sarah Palin last year.

After her recent sweep at the Emmys, book publishers went wild to be the first to get their hands on what is sure to be a best-seller: Tina Fey’s first book. After an intense bidding war, Fey has signed an exclusive book deal, for a rumored $5-6 million buckaroos! We declare she’s worth every penny!

Her first book is said to be "non-fiction humor" but not a memoir.

Big ups to Fey for raking in the dough, and being one of the funniest women on television since Carol Burnett.

Juliana Margulies and her husband Keith Lieberthal are quickly becoming our new favorite couple.

Last night they attended the opening of the Metropolitan Opera’s 2008-09 season marking 125th Anniversary with a performance by Renée Fleming at Lincoln Center Plaza in New York.

Juliana wore a black version of the coral Narciso Rodriguez dress Julie Louis-Dreyfus wore to Sunday’s Emmys.

Our interpretation of what might have been said between the Entourage co-stars when this snap was taken last night on the Emmy red carpet…

Adrian Grenier: “Kevin, buddy, the beard has to go. It’s no bueno! You're too short for facial hair, my Frodo friend-o. It makes you look like you're trying too hard.”

Remember the five episode arc on Ugly Betty Lindsay Lohan thinks will earn her an Emmy next year (pause for laughter)? She arrived for work on the show’s New York set today, so look out Tracey Ullman, stand back Mary Tyler Moore, here she comes, Cloris Leachman.

As always, Lindsay was accompanied by her GF Samantha Ronson. Dude, who knew Sam the Man had boobs!

Seriously! They’re there if you look closely. She really is a girl.