engagements

Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor and his girlfriend, Mariqueen Maandig, announced their engagement over the weekend on the website of her band, West Indian Girl.

The post read, “In case u havent heard the news, mariqueen got engaged. everyone in the west indian girl camp is super excited and happy for her. Q’s an awesome person, friend and bandmate and she couldnt be marrying a cooler guy. talk about analog and digital love - their kids might all have moogs for arms.”

After two years together, Campbell Scott has proposed to his stage actress girlfriend, Kathleen McElfresh.

The two have been engaged since November, Campbell revealed at the premiere of his latest film, Handsome Harry, at the Tribeca Film Festival over the weekend.

Campbell and Kathleen met when they were both working on plays on Boston.

“I was in a one-man play, so I was very lonely,” Scott said. “Kathleen was in a play by the same author, but with a real cast. I just ended up with the cast one night, so we started talking.”

Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst, 38, is getting married.

And, because he’s a classy guy, he announced his engagement on Twitter. 

“Great news – I’m getting married to Esther [Nazarov] in July!!!! It’s on!! Break out the bubbley!!”

He also Tweeted that he’s “the happiest man alive!!” And that he’d “never known true love until now. So grateful.”

Awww. His enthusiasm is absolutely adorable. 

Congratulations to the happy couple.

But, Fred, be honest, are you doing this for the nookie?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Abracadabra…David Blaine magically made a woman who wants to marry him appear.

The formerly-cool-magician-turned-douche-y showboat “illusionist,” 36, is planning to marry his French girlfriend, 23-year-old model Alizee Guinochet.

A magician and a model?

That worked out real well for Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield.  

Their honeymoon will take place in an ice tank, suspended fifty feet in the air, upside down.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Megan Fox wants to clear up any misconceptions about her engagement to Brian Austin Green. 

The 22-year-old Transformers star and the former Beverly Hills 90210 hunk, 35, broke off their engagement in February after a five year relationship (do the math on Megan’s age and then cringe with us).

They’ve since gotten back together, which is good since Megan has Brian’s name tattooed over her whoo-hah, but she says she still isn’t ready to walk down the aisle.

Danny Bonaduce has proposed to his manager girlfriend.

And the girl said "yes."

Has she not seen Breaking Bonaduce? Is she insane?

Their engagement comes less than six months after Danny divorced Gretchen, his awesome wife of 16 years who bore the brunt of his ire on their VH1 reality show.

Danny, 49, proposed to Amy Railsback, who is 26, 23 years his junior, on March 12th with a diamond and ruby-studded sterling silver skull and crossbones ring.

Lovely.

Yeah, this is not going to end well.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Harrison Ford and girlfriend Calista Flockhart are engaged to be married.

Ford, 66, kept it old school. He presented Calista, 44, with an engagement ring on Valentine’s Day weekend while the two were away on a family vacation with her son Liam.

After seven and a half years together, he performed the most romantic gesture possible on the most romantic day of the year.

That’s adorable.

No wedding date has been set yet.

It’s Harrison’s third marriage (he got married the first time in 1964, the year Calista was born) and Calista’s first.

Wee hobbit Christina Ricci is engaged to her gigantor boyfriend of four months, Owen Benjamin.

Uhhh huh.

Okay.

We’re so sure that’s gonna last.

Christina and Owen, who are a walking sight gag with their 17 inch height difference (she’s 5’1, he’s 6’6) began dating in November when they co-starred in the upcoming comedy, All’s Faire in Love.

Who thinks these two make it all the way to the altar? We’ve got twenty bucks that says no way, no day.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips are engaged.

Danny, 33, who is best known for his work on That 70s Show and who now deejays under the handle DJ Mom Jeans, proposed to Phillips, 28, on Saturday after three and a half years of dating.

We’ve known Danny for years and he is one of the sweetest, kindest, most genuine people in Hollywood.

We wish them both all the happiness in the world!

—Sasha Perl-Raver

It’s a dark day for men everywhere…and many lesbians.

Adriana Lima, the Brazilian supermodel best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret, eloped with her NBA star fiancé Marko Jaric, who plays for the Memphis Grizzlies, on Valentine’s Day in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

The couple, who got engaged last June on Lima’s 27th birthday, had a small, private civil ceremony.

Congratulations, kids.

–Sasha Perl-Raver