Eric Stoltz

July 26, 2008 at 1:16pm PST

Tags: Eric Stoltz, Madonna, Mask, Mike Tyson, plastic surgery, Rocky Dennis

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Madonna leaves the Cult-y Kabbalah Center in New York after Shabbat services looking like she went a few rounds with Mike Tyson. She needs to sue her plastic surgeon ASAP.

She looks like Eric Stoltz in Mask. But she's a bitch and Rocky Dennis was lovable and charming. That makes her even uglier.

Get her indoors! She’s scaring the children.

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