Eva Mendes

Naomi Watts took a tumble during a flight and had to be wheeled off the aircraft.

The actress was on her way to start a vacation with her family in Italy when she fell on a flight to Naples. She needed a wheelchair to leave the plane.

Watts was wheeled from the craft with her elder son, Alexander, on her lap and appeared upright and fine.

She then joined her partner, Liev Schreiber, who is father to her two sons. The pair was spotted diving into the Mediterranean off the Amalfi Coast.

We can’t stand Eva Mendes and this is a perfect example of why.

She recently told Access Hollywood how disappointed she was not to have been invited to Barack Obama’s inauguration. Of course, our first thought was, why the hell would she be invited? But then she said this:

“I thought I had some pull - I usually do, and I’ve been shut down. It’s the hardest party to get into. We are still working on it.”

Jesus! Are they trying to blind us?

Scarlett HoJo Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson and Eva Mendes pose together at the Berlin photo call of their new film The Spirit on Monday, creating one of the most violently ugly optical assaults we’ve been inflicted with in a long time.

Question: Why is Samuel L. Jackson wearing velvet pants?

We know he’s a bad mo-fo but his Hefner-esque flared pajama-looking shiny pants paired with a sweater that would make Mister Furley gag is a 9.6 on the Richter Scale of Ugly.

Shemar Moore of Criminal Minds appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres show where he claimed he was single "all day every day."

Remember when the rumor was that he was all gay every day?

When pressed as to who he’d like to date, Shemar admitted “There is one particular person in this town that I kind of got a little crush on. A lot of guys got a crush on this girl but she can't seem to find that man who can get it right and I just want to raise my hand and try. And that's Ms. Jennifer Aniston."

TMI Alert of the Week!

Of all the intimate details we don’t need to know (David Duchovny is an internet porn addict, Amanda Peet has sex in the bathtub, Megan Fox is a borderline lesbian), this is at the top of the list, mainly because we find her repugnant, bitchy and self-obsessed, but now we know she’s a dirty whore on top of everything else (pardon the pun). 

Based on the 1933 Broadway smash and 1939 Hollywood classic starring Joan Crawford, Norma Shearer and Rosalind Russell, The Women, with Eva Mendes in the Crawford Role, Meg Ryan replacing Shearer and Annette Benning taking over for Russell, was more than a challenging, pedigreed update, it was a labor of love that Diane English (Murphy Brown) has been gestating for over a decade. 

What the hell is Eva Mendes wearing?

Are those staples? It’s Hansel and Gretel meets Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas. Who lied to her and said she should wear that?

OMG, we just puked a little bit.

What’s even worse is, Eva wore this to the 30 Days of Fashion and Beauty official launch party at the Intercontinental Hotel in Sydney, Australia. That dress isn’t even three seconds of fashion OR beauty. It’s a lifetime of “Eeeeeeek! NO! Help me!”

Actress Jennifer Connelly, 37, has been named a new celebrity face of Revlon. Other Revlon women include Halle Berry, Elle Macpherson, Jessica Alba, Eva Mendes and Jamie King.

“Jennifer Connelly is a modern, dynamic and intelligent woman. She is an accomplished wife, mother and actress and her successes complement the spirit of the Revlon brand,” said David Kennedy, Revlon’s President and CEO. “We are elated to have Jennifer join the Revlon family.”

An Interview Magazine reporter who joked that Alcoholics Anonymous would soon have to change its name to Alcoholics Unanimous because of its high profile in Hollywood met the business end of a Eva Mendes can of whoop ass when she was interviewed for this month’s cover story.

Interview Magazine: They're going to have to change the name of it to "Alcoholics Unanimous."

Eva Mendes: [silence]

IM: I'm sorry, that's a bad joke.

Eva Longoria and Eva Mendes both attended last night's CFDA Awards at the New York Library in Manhattan.

In the fashion face off of Eva vs. Eva, the winner, by knockout, is...Eva Mendes!

Is it even a contest?

Yes, that really is Eva Longoria, not a tranny impersonator or Li’l Kim dressed to resemble her. What happened to her face? She has never looked worse. And that dress looks like it’s from the Malibu Barbie Whore Collection.