It wasn’t swine influenza or food poisoning that sent Jay Leno to the hospital last week, forcing his first sick day in 17 years.
It was exhaustion.
As in the malady starlets always claim they’ve suffered when they’ve actually OD’ed.
“That's like a rich person’s condition,” Leno, 58, joked.
“Poor people that work – they don’t get exhausted. Only rich people get exhausted. It’s an embarrassing thing.”
That’s so Lindsay Lohan of him.