Failure to Launch

May 1, 2009 at 5:55am PST
Photos: New Line Cinema

You know what sucks?

All of Matthew McConaughey’s movie choices recently.

And his latest project, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, does nothing to reverse the trend.

McConaughey stars as Connor Mead, a celebrity photographer so talented he only needs to take one photo for the job to be done. A notorious womanizer, he manages to dump a gaggle of girls over iChat while his latest conquest looks on and, despite his reprehensible behavior, she’s still desperate to sleep with him immediately after witnessing his cold, calculated chauvinism.

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