Fast and Furious

Giggidy

Giggidy

Goo!

No one does it like The Ding, who was snapped arriving at yesterday’s London premiere of Fast and Furious.

Scrum-diddily.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

We hate Michelle Rodriguez.

We always have.

We always will.

Her angry surliness was never sexy or bewitching, and she’s had a reputation for being a raging pain in the ass on set since her first films. How she still gets work, we’ll never understand but that’s not the point.

The point is: why is Michelle such a tasteless, trashy ‘tard?

We do!

We do!

Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, along with the rest of the cast of Fast and Furious, were snapped at the European premiere of the film yesterday in Bochum, Germany.

Seriously?

They’re not even important enough to premiere in Berlin?

We love the little children peeking out from behind the backdrop. Are those their illegitimate German babies?

We’d have their bastard child any day! They could Octo-Mom us up with Walker and Diesel babies and we’d be pleased as punch. 

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Forget the Fast or the Furious, we’ve got the Smokin’ and the Studly.

Last night the cast of Fast and Furious arrived at the film’s premiere at the Gibson Amphitheater at Universal City Walk in LA.

Once upon a time, this cast as the hottest group in Hollywood. But that was in 2001.

Nothing screams “I’m a pathetic attention whore pulling a red carpet stunt” quite like showing up in what can best be described as a sheer nightmare.

We mean negligee.

Sorry, that was Freudian since we’ll be waking up in a cold sweat thinking about Michelle in that dress at last night's premiere of Fast and Furious for years to come.

Shudder.

We love how demurely she’s trying to cover her cooter.

Real klassy, Michelle.

Too bad you're still a hasbeen, just like the rest of the cast.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Vin Diesel, 40, and his girlfriend, model Paloma Jimenez, quietly became parents of a baby girl, their first child, on April 2nd.

We hope this puts the “Vin Diesel is gay” rumors to rest.  

Diesel is currently shooting and producing Fast and Furious (with the entire original cast including super smokeshow Paul Walker) due out June 2009. It will be the fourth film in the Furious franchise.