Friends

Stop asking about a Friends movie, okay?

That's what Lisa Kudrow wants anyway. She insists that her Phoebe Buffay will not be making an appearance on the big screen anytime soon, even though she is reuniting with her Friend Courteney Cox on Cougar Town this week.

Our favorite on-and-off power couple, Robin Wright and Sean Penn have finally switched to the off for good, but Wright insists that they will stay friends.

Her kids are almost all grown, and so we'll be seeing more of her on the bigscreen too, which is nice. We forget how much we miss our Princess Bride, Jenny Gump!

It's been three years since we last saw our Friend, Matt LeBlanc on television (five years if you don't count Joey), but he's coming back!

Friends is being remade as a porno.

Talk about a central perk.

Friends - A XXX Parody, which will hit DVD stores this Summer, was given this synopsis by New Sensations, the studio releasing the movie:

“Hilarity and deep penetration ensues when Freebie accidentally spills the beans about Moanica’s bachelorette party, leading the boys to decide to throw a bigger and raunchier bachelor party.”

The movie is part of spoof collection that includes 30 Rock - A XXX Parody, Scrubs - A XXX Parody and Seinfeld - A XXX Parody.

What do you call the woman who stole your husband, had six children with him and is more talented, powerful and beautiful than you are?

If you’re Jennifer Aniston talking about Angelina Jolie, you call her uncool.

We’re not sure we would talk smack about Jolie since she seems like the kind of girl who would cut a bitch, but calling a former leather pant-wearing, vial of blood-brandishing, knife fetish-having, bad girl “uncool” might be the deepest cut of all.

The internet was buzzing last week with rumors that Ricky Gervais, who brought the world the original version of The Office and Extras, is teaming with Desperate Housewives creator Mark Cherry on a sitcom for HBO which would feature Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

Earlier in the week, we told you Jennifer Aniston was returning to the House That Friends Built (aka: NBC’s Must See TV Thursday) with an appearance on 30 Rock. What juicy role could be so enticing that Aniston would stoop to the small screen once again?

She gets to stalk Alec Baldwin. Awesome! 

Jennifer Aniston is returning to her roots on Must See TV.

Four years since Friends, the show that made her a star, took its final bow on NBC, Aniston is filming a guest appearance on 30 Rock.

Smart move since her film career, which everyone assumed would be a slam dunk, still hasn’t really taken off. She needs to remind as many people as possible why we used to adore her. 

30 Rock’s new season premieres October 30th.