George Clooney

What's with all the celebrity death rumors? Matt Damon: Alive. George Clooney: Alive. Britney Spears: Alive.

Next? Zach Braff: Alive.

If you could switch places with anyone for a week, who would you pick? If you said George Clooney or Michelle Obama, then you're in good company, according to a new poll.

If you want to become friends with George Clooney on Facebook, then you're out of luck.

The actor said this week at the Toronto Film Festival: "I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page."

Well, there you have it.

Like most elected officials at health care reform town halls, many celebrities simply smile and nod when crazy people say rude and outlandish things to their faces.

George Clooney is not one of these celebrities.

Clooney revealed in the UK's Daily Mail that he subscribes to the Golden Rule when it comes to dealing with fans, so you better be on your best behavior.

Does George Clooney get propositioned by gay men a lot? He must because he seems to handle the situation really well!

At the Venice Film Festival, Clooney was taking questions about his new movie, The Men Who Stare at Goats, and he was propositioned by a man who quickly stripped down to his underwear.

George Clooney has been forced to deny reports that he died.

The Ocean's Thirteen hunk, 48, became the latest star to fall victim to Internet pranksters who spread rumors of his death.

Clooney's publicist Stan Rosenfield was reportedly "bombarded" with calls from media outlets after claims of his passing began to surface. He complained to TMZ that "some of Clooney's friends… were genuinely shaken by [the] reports."

Zac-y Pooh has been named one of the world’s 100 most influential people by Time Magazine.

And he’s in good company.

President Barack Obama, George Clooney, Bono and Oprah are also on this year’s list.

While many stars would never shill for ice cream, cars, coffee or liquor in America, plenty of them do it overseas, a la Bill Murray in Lost in Translation.

Orson Welles, Audrey Hepburn, Leonardo DiCaprio, Keanu Reeves, Ben Stiller and George Clooney have all done Japanese ads but never American ones.

Yesterday director Spike Jonze, Lost in Translation director Sophia Coppola’s ex-husband, was shooting a commercial for Japanese cell phone company Softbank with Brad Pitt in Midtown Manhattan.

How else can Brad afford six babies?

George Clooney’s reappearance on ER with Julianna Margulies was considered so top secret it was shot outside of LA, without the knowledge of NBC.

It was a major covert operation according to Julianna.

She tells TV Guide Magazine, “My last episode was done in complete secrecy. George flew from Burbank and I flew from LAX and we met in Seattle with only John Wells and our director of photography.

The truth is, we stopped watching ER about ten seasons ago but last night, with the return of Dr. Doug Ross, we had to tune in.

And we spent half the episode, titled “Old Times” asking “WTF?”

Eric LaSalle and Noah Wyle all BFF while Noah gets a kidney transplant? John Stamos whizzing in and out of scenes with Ernest Borgnine? Some super hot Australian dude who’s the love child of Jonathan Tucker and Simon Baker?

Whasagoinon?