George Hamilton

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you sexified by my sun-kissed, orange skin, baby?

Looks like fashion icon Valentino decided to channel Hollywood publicist Elliot Mintz and George Hamilton by hitting up the same tanning bed/mystic tan den of doom before hitting last night’s premiere of Baz Luhrmann’s Australia in New York.

We know they’re all so enrapturing, but which leathery lothario would you rather? And, no, you can’t say all three.

George Hamilton, arriving for an appearance of the Today Show this morning to promote his new book “Burnt to a Crisp.”

Seriously, we feel like we got skin cancer just looking at this photo.

Actually, the book is titled “Don’t Mind If I Do,” and it recounts such adventures as his sexual exploits with his 28-year old stepmother when he was just 12. During his appearance later in the day on The View, the ladies said he’d been molested, and George replied, “I was molested? I am down for it again!”