Gisele

We would have guessed it.  But now it's official.

Jessica Biel is the most hazardous celebrity on the Internet.

Fans searching online for Biel have a one-in-five chance of hitting a Web site containing malicious software – known as "malware" to techies – according to the annual report listing Hollywood's most "dangerous" online celebrities published by an antivirus software company (figures!). 

Off.

The.

Charts!

Gisele Bündchen hosted the Rainforest Alliance Gala at the Museum of Natural History in New York City last night and she was on fi-yahhh!

Even draped in miles of fabric, that is a body from heaven.

Actually, better: Brazil.

Stunning. 

—Sasha Perl-Raver

In one of their first official outings as husband and wife, Gisele and Tom Brady arrived hand-in-hand to last night’s Costume Institute Gala celebrating the opening of “The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion,” at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York.

We love how Tom rests his hand on the swell of Gisele’s little pooper.

It’s sexy but comfortable.

Just like they are.

Seriously, their combined beauty is practically blinding. Don't look directly at them for too long; they might burn your retina.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

If you ever doubted their genetic superiority, behold this photo.

How effin’ perfect are they? Even on the laid back tip.

Gisele and Tom Brady were snapped when they stopped for some ice cream in Gisele’s native Brazil, where the couple is enjoying a belated honeymoon, yesterday.

You know what we would love to see?

A Brad/Angelina vs. Tom/Gisele cage match to the death for the title of Ultimately Glorious Couple.

There can only be one. 

Dun, dun, duuhhhhh!

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Gisele Bundchen says she and Tom Brady are not engaged.

She says, “I don’t know how people are so creative. First they said he proposed to me in a plane. Imagine, it was December 24th, Christmas, we were flying to Boston, then there was some champagne and we celebrated the date. Now there’s a new rumor that he proposed to me on last Friday. I wasn’t even there [with him], how can that be true?”

Whatever.

We think these denials are all red herrings to try to throw people off the scent of their impending nuptials.

They denied it and denied it, but Tom Brady and Gisele have announced they are officially engaged.

Duh.

They’re trying to say “it just happened” last Friday, but we think that’s an attempt to cover up that which was already known.

Congratulations to the happy couple. Your children will be beautiful and very coordinated.

The foxiest couple in the world is betrothed.

Tom Brady popped the question to his supermodel girlfriend Gisele on a private jet en route from New York to Boston on Christmas Eve -- and she said "yes."

How do ya like them apples, Leo?

Tom had four dozen white roses and champagne waiting onboard as he asked for Gisele’s hand in front of her parents.