Goldie Hawn

This is one case where would definitely reccomend listening to one's mother.

Goldie Hawn is apparently no more excited about the recent coupling of her daughter, actress Kate Hudson, and serially unfaithful baseball star Alex "Skeezy" Rodriguez than we are.

No, not a nightclub; a First Wives Club.

Broadway heavyweights Adriane Lenox, Barbara Walsh and Karen Ziemba have been cast in the lead roles of an upcoming musical version of The First Wives Club, the 1996 comedy which starred Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn and Bette Midler as three divorced women looking to get back at their ex-husbands.

The show is set to open in San Diego in July before moving to Broadway later in the year.

—J. Bavoso

She wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weenie, pink polka dot bathing suit-a-kini…

Okay, so it doesn’t rhyme but you get what we’re trying to say.

Goldie Hawn is HOT!

And she’s 63!

She’s a total GILF.

Goldie was spotted vacationing in Hawaii with her life partner, Kurt Russell (who’s also a sexy beast), her kids, Oliver and Kate Hudson, and her grandson, Ryder.

Looking good, Goldie!

Sherwood Schwartz, who we can thank for creating The Brady Bunch, is teaming up with his son, Lloyd Schwartz, for a big screen adaptation of Gilligan’s Island, which is also his brain child.

So who’s jumping aboard for a three hour tour?

They’re hoping Michael Cera will be donning that famous red shirt and white hat as Gilligan and Beyonce would step in as sexy movie star Ginger.

It’s time to meet the parents.

Kate Hudson and new boyfriend Lance Armstrong took their relationship to a new level on Tuesday when Kate took Lance to meet her mother, Goldie Hawn.

Meeting the parents sucks. It’s always stressful, and you never know if you’ve made a good impression. Making matters even more intense in Lance, Goldie and Kate’s case, is that they had to battle through a throng of paparazzi to get into The Ivy at the Shore to enjoy their gettin'-to-know-ya lunch.

Spawn of Rock Royalty, designer Stella McCartney (daughter of Beatle Paul McCartney and deceased wife Linda McCartney) and Spawn of Hollywood Royalty, Kate Hudson (daughter of Oscar winner Goldie Hawn and Bill Hudson, raised by Kurt Russell), walked arm in arm at the presentation of Stella’s Spring 2009 Collection at the Jefferson Market Garden in New York’s Greenwich Village.