Graham Bunn

OMG! OMG! OMG!

Our man Graham and the cutest puppy we’ve ever seen. We need a moment!

The Bachelorette’s Graham Bunn attended last night’s Bideawee’s First Annual StarPet contest in New York City benefitting Bideawee, a fantastic animal organization that works to promote and support safe, loving, long-term relationships between people and companion animals.

Okay, so we’re less than ecstatic that Graham found himself a new lady because we hoped we could fill that void...

But one look at that face and all is forgiven. Hello!

And the best part is his face is the weak link in the equation. His body is the most ridiculous thing we’ve ever seen! The producers should have mandated 24 hour shirtless time for Graham on The Bachelorette!

Swoontastic.

Not long ago, our Monday nights were reserved for Graham and Jeremy, our two favorite bachelors who unbelievably got kicked to the curb by DeAnna Pappas on The Bachelorette.

In our heart of hearts, we truly felt Graham had been voted off the island because he was destined to be with us. And now we see this.

Ewwwwwwww.

The Bachelorette finale was only three days ago and the Jesse/DeAnna (or, as they’re referring to reach other, “J & D”) overload-of-love has already begun.

Thursday was a busy night for DeAnna and Jesse, appearing on America’s Best Dance Crew and then throwing out AND catching (the couple that plays together, stays together) the first pitch at the Dodger's game, site of one of their first dates, where DeAnna gave Jeremy a rose and barely acknowledged Jesse, but that’s neither here nor there.

Are they effin’ kidding?!?!?!

According to People, JT Torregiani, Paula Abdul’s ex boyfriend, a “restaurateur,” might be the next Bachelor.

Instead of Jeremy or Graham?!?!?I?!

Is that supposed to be funny?

We’ve met and had to deal with JT many times so we can say from personal experience that he is a TREMENDOUS ASSHOLE who acts like a raging cokehead!!!!!!!! 

We. Have. No. Words.

DeAnna Pappas is officially the stupidest woman in the world. Last week she voted Graham off the island and this week…we don’t even know that we can say it…she…she…sent Jeremy home.

There’s no point in watching the show anymore. DeAnna is a self-involved, entitled, princess-y little bitch. We’re over her. The show is down to sickingly sweet puppy dog and single dad Jason (gag) and snowboarder Jesse. Boooooring.