guilty

September 24, 2009 at 12:21pm PST
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Although, Girls Gone Wild CEO, Joe Francis, still has lawsuits pending against him, he has reason to celebrate.

He settled government charges and will pay a fine that is chump change to the low-budget pornographer and won't spend any more time in jail. He pleaded guilty to two misdemeanors (filing false tax returns and bribing Nevada Jail workers to bring him food) and will pay back taxes totaling $249,705.

July 20, 2009 at 4:11pm PST
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A sorry ass!

Chris Brown has apologized for beating his ex-girlfriend Rihanna in a video statement.

The 20-year-old singer released the two-minute video on his website on Monday admitting to fans he is sad and ashamed of his conduct.

Speaking directly to camera, Brown said he has apologized to Rihanna a number of times.

October 6, 2008 at 3:38am PST
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It took EXACTLY 13 years (to the day!) but O.J. Simpson has finally been found guilty!!!!

The double murdering psychopath who roamed the streets freely after being acquitted in killing of his wife Nicole and her friend Ronald Goldman was convicted in all twelve counts in his armed robbery and kidnapping trial after the jury deliberated for thirteen hours.

He now faces life in prison.

It’s about damn time! This is like Al Capone getting taken down on tax evasion.

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Oh, Diablo Cody, why'd you have to do it? I love you so long...and then you made this. Megan Fox does what she always does, she looks hot. At least there's that. Sophmoric, unfunny and obsessively idiosyncratic, it's a painful movie going experience.



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Chocolate and peanut butter. Spaghetti and meatballs. Bobcat Goldthwait and profanity. Two great tastes that taste great together. Gone is the Bobcat of the Police Academy movies and in his stead is a fantastic writer-director who's able to orchestrate the most brilliantly, hilarious vulgarity imaginable. World's Greatest Dad is a fantastic dark comedy (very dark) that features Robin Williams' best performance since Good Will Hunting. See it!

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