Hannah Montana: The Movie

Miley Cyrus made history this week.

The Hannah Montana star is the youngest singer ever to have three number one albums on The Billboard 200 Charts.

The 16-year-old’s latest album, the soundtrack for Hannah Montana: The Movie, hit #1 in its fourth week on the chart.

The record was previously held by 19-year-old Britney Spears.

Let’s hope this is the only way Miley follows in Britney’s footsteps.

Miley Cyrus has been recognized by the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) after adopting the chickens who appeared in her new film Hannah Montana: The Movie.

Miley reportedly took pity on chickens used on the film set and wanted to ensure they would all have happy, safe lives, so she took them back to her family’s rural Tennessee farm and gave them a home.

Hollywood can be a treacherous place.

Just ask Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears or Heath Ledger.

And Miley Cyrus has bravely spoken up to say the industry makes it far too easy for underage stars to get their hands on illegal substances.

In an interview with Glamour magazine she says, “At one of my very first awards shows I ever did, there was a bottle of vodka in my gift bag. No one cared that they were giving this to a 12-year-old.”

Miley is very lucky to have such a strong, supportive family surrounding her.

Does it really matter if this movie is good or bad?

It’s Hannah Montana and if you already know the finer plot points of Miley Cyrus’ teen-by-day/popstar-by-night Disney Channel sensation, no review is keeping you from the theater no matter how subpar the filmmaking might be.

That’s not to say Hannah Montana: The Movie is terrible; it’s just not a cinematic achievement.

Following in the footsteps of The Jonas Brothers and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Miley Cyrus is taking part in Disney’s new favorite marketing strategy: promise fans that their favorite star is going to show up for a screening, but not telling them where or when, thus lettting them buy as many tickets as possible in the vain hope of being one of the lucky ones.

We have a super pervy new crush: Lucas Till, star of Hannah Montana: the Movie.

Yes, we are in full on Puma mode and we’re proud of it!

We saw the movie on Monday and found ourselves repeatedly distracted by Lucas’ glory.

Lucas and his Hannah Montana co-star Emily Osment were at Planet Hollywood in New York yesterday to promote the film.

Till has that “You sure do got a purdy mouth” southern drawl thing working for him.

Taylor Swift, that’s who.

The reigning princess of country music came to give her bestie Miley Cyrus support at last night’s Hannah Montana: The Movie premiere at the El Capitan.

And she looked absolutely flawless.

From the hair and makeup, to her adorably chic Naeem Khan cocktail dress, right down to the delectable bows on her Christian Louboutin heels, Taylor doesn’t just get golf claps, we’re giving her a standing ovation!

Bellissima.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Last night Miley and her dad Billy Ray Cyrus arrived at the Hannah Montana: The Movie premiere at the El Capitan in Hollywood.

No, this isn’t the most flattering picture of Miley, but it absolutely melted our heart.

What people seem to forget, and this photo reminded us of, is that Miley’s just a 16-year-old girl growing up in the middle of the celebrity maelstrom.

Before the premiere, Miley was interviewed by Ryan Seacrest on his radio show yesterday and she was very candid, saying in ten years she want to be “a soccer mom slash Posh Spice.”

Do you smell that?

It’s desperation and Teri Hatcher reeks of it.

Last night Teri took her daughter to the premiere of Hannah Montana: The Movie at the El Capitan Theater in Hollywood.

Poor Teri can’t even contort her face into a smile anymore.

Is she grimacing in pain or attempting to facially articulate joy?

Either way, she’ scaring us.

—Sasha Perl-Raver