Hanson

DWTS Elimination Night always sucks. ABC makes us suffer through sixty minutes to reach the 10 seconds when they announce who’s cut. Making last night even suckier: one of the first safe couples. 

Seriously, America? Seriously?

You saved Kim and her Norman Schwarzkopf of an ass? What were you thinking? Now we have to suffer through another week of her phony humility and moronic blathering. Thanks.

The Jonas Brothers unveil their wax figures at Madame Tussauds' in Washington D.C.

Can you tell who’s made of wax and who isn’t?

The Jo-Bros will be forever frozen at the apex of their success…ages 15, 19, and 20. How old do you think they’ll be when they become passé? Or one goes to rehab? Or comes out as gay? Or has their first illegitimate child? Or gets arrested? Or files for bankruptcy? Or experiences any number of pitfalls young stars seem heir to. We aren’t saying we hope that happens, just that it’s happened so many times before.

The Jonas Brothers cause pandemonium in Washington, D.C. as they pay a visit to the White House.

Word quickly spread that the Jo-Bros were in the house (actually, The House) and the tweeny-boppers were met by hordes of screaming fans and news outlets as they made their way out.

Enjoy it while you can, guys. We have four words for you: Hanson, Menudo, 98 Degrees.
We’re not sayin’, we’re just sayin’.

Can you hear the screams?!?!?!

LOOK!

It’s almost like he’s touching you!

Newly minted heartthrobs The Jonas Brothers make their way out of their Manhattan hotel and head to the premiere of Camp Rock, a Disney Channel original movie they’re hoping will be as mega-successful as High School Musical.  

Zac Hanson, 22, the youngest brother of the “MMMBop” trio Hanson (think blonde Jonas Brothers for those who weren’t around to enjoy their 1997 glory days) has grown up to be quite a smokeshow and just welcomed a baby boy, John Ira Shepherd Hanson, on Tuesday in Tulsa.

This is the first child for Zac and his wife Kate, 24.