Cougar-bait Ashton Kutcher has gone back to high school.
Ashton was snapped on the sidelines Friday while serving as the assistant coach for the Harvard-Westlake Wolverines' freshman football team as they took on the Rosemead Panthers. How lucky are those kids? He could snap us with a wet towel in the lockerroom anyday.
Do you think the marching band played "Don't Stand So Close To Me?"