Heather Locklear

Our first question when we heard about the new Melrose Place on the CW was: When are they getting Amanda back there?

Tonight's the big night. Melrose Place is back, debuting at 9pm tonight on The CW. But will you be watching?

We're certainly intrigued. The original was the ultimate guilty pleasure. But 90210 was just so bad last season, we're not sure if we're ready to go through that again. Who are we kidding? We already have our DVRs set, but we're just not committing yet, okay?

Looks like Heather Locklear's had a change of heart.

Locklear is in talks to appear in The CW's terrible-looking remake of Melrose Place. She would be joining Laura Leighton, Thomas Calabro, Josie Bissett and Daphne Zuniga, her former co-stars from the original series, who have already signed on for the revamp.

Heather Locklear said suck it, Lisa Rinna is begging for it, but Laura Leighton is officially the first OG Melrose Place cast member to sign onto the new CW pilot as a recurring character.

That’s right, y'all, Sydney Andrews is back for more.

What makes her return so scandalous is Sydney has been presumed dead since 1997!

Check out the big brain on Heather Locklear!

Heather Locklear, aka: The Only Reason to Watch the New Melrose Place, has decided she won’t be appearing on the CW's MP update because she doesn’t believe the writers can find a way of bringing her character Amanda Woodward back in a way that would made sense.

The actress’ reps have confirmed she declined the offer to return to the role.

Who’s a smart cookie?

Heather is a smart cookie.

While Heather Locklear is all about resurrecting Amanda Woodward on what is quickly becoming the most horrific assemblage in television history (Ashlee Simpson AND Mischa Barton, oooh the humanity), other Melrose Place alums are much smarter.

What can we do to stop the CW from continuing on their quest to ruin the great TV of our youth?

90210 is still The Worst Show on Television and production is heating up on their revamp of Melrose Place.

Heather Locklear is reportedly in talks to appear on the show, and now it seems Grant Show might be back as well as mega-hunk Jake Hanson.

If Grant has his way (and doesn’t he always?), he’d like to rekindle his love affair with Kelly Taylor (Jennie Garth).

Heather Locklear is a wanted woman...

But not for her DUI.

Heather pled no contest to her reckless driving charge stemming from her November arrest in Santa Barbara. In exchange, her DUI charge was dismissed. She was sentenced to three years’ informal probation, fined $700 and must complete a 12-hour DMV road and safety class.

Sherwood Schwartz, who we can thank for creating The Brady Bunch, is teaming up with his son, Lloyd Schwartz, for a big screen adaptation of Gilligan’s Island, which is also his brain child.

So who’s jumping aboard for a three hour tour?

They’re hoping Michael Cera will be donning that famous red shirt and white hat as Gilligan and Beyonce would step in as sexy movie star Ginger.

Our boy Robbie Buck-Me was snapped Monay night at a screening of The Wrestler in New York City.

Was this an attempt to go incognito or are the glasses his way of demonstrating he’s not just a pretty face and ill nana body, but a sensitive, thoughtful soul?

Like we care.

TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!