He's Just Not That Into You

Wanna meet Scarlett Johansson? Uhh, yea neither do we, but it is for charity, soooo.

Ho-Jo is helping Oxfam America raise money by auctioning off two movie premiere tickets for Iron Man 2 and a chance to meet her. We know more than a few guys who would dig deep to ... er, ... help Oxfam. ...

Bidding begins on Ebay tonight at 10 p.m. ET

We can't disagree here.

Ben Affleck has spoken out about his highly publicized relationship with Jennifer Lopez, saying it was bad for his career.

Remember them? The pair began dating in 2002 after co-starring in Gigli (considered one of the worst films ever released), and they became engaged in 2004, later breaking it off before the scheduled wedding. The couple was one of the first to get a "couple name," Bennifer, from blogs.

Two of Grey's Anatomy's hottest hunks, Patrick Dempsey and Eric Dane, will star alongside Julia Roberts, Ashton Kutcher and Bradley Cooper, in the romantic comedy Valentine's Day.

Dempsey, 43, will play a will play a married obstetrician who is cheating on his wife with Jennifer Garner. Dane swaps his stethoscope for a football in his role as a quarterback on the verge of retirement.

No, No.

Not THAT Brad – Bradley Cooper!

The He’s Just Not That Into You stars were spotted having a dinner date in NYC, and then afterwards getting into an SUV with their leftovers. 

The pair have been battling dating rumors for months, maybe they are finally giving in.

Poor Jen, all she wants is some stable, everlasting lovin’.

Cue Psycho knife noises here.

We received an email from our good friend a little while ago and simply couldn’t NOT share it.

While we don’t usually use Gossip Sauce as a forum for this kind of stuff, considering Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and that He’s Just Not That Into You took the top spot with $27.5 million; we thought it was time for a good cautionary tale. And besides, this guy deserves to be LEGENDARY!

This is why being single, especially in LA, can be so scary. 

He’s tiny but he’s hot!

Admit it, you lust after all 5’4 of him.

We do.

Kevin Connolly was snapped at the red carpet premiere of his new film, He’s Just Not That Into You, at Mann’s Chinese theater in Hollywood last night.

That movie looks like pooh on a platter but Kevin was lookin’ good.

So good, in fact, we’re considering wasting $12 dollars to see him in theaters with our friends on Friday.

Or, then again, maybe we’ll just stare at this photo for another few minutes and call it a ball.

 —Sasha Perl-Raver

It might be the dress.

Both Drew Barrymore and Scarlett Johansson showed up to last night’s premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You wearing absolute monstrosities.

A newly-brunette HoJo was wearing grandma’s curtains (what’s with her and floral lately?) while Drew was sporting Nancy Sinatra makeup and a bulgy black cocktail dress that made it look like her droopy boobs were sprouting beige satin.

Those dresses are definitely deal-breakers.

Bad bad bad bad bad!

 —Sasha Perl-Raver