Holly Madison

Holly Madison is heading to Las Vegas where she’ll be appearing in Peepshow.

Beginning in June, Holly will replace Kelly Monaco in what we like to call the "Little Ho Peep Show" which currently co-stars Mel B of the Spice Girls.

All three women also appeared on Dancing with the Stars.

Speaking of which, did the Peepshow people not see how HORRENDOUS Holly was on DWTS?

She didn’t even outlast Steve Wozniak or Steve-O. She was terrible!

How is she going to dance in a burlesque revue?

Last night on Dancing with the Stars, the judges invited back their first couple of the season for an encore and, of course, they chose Gilles and Cheryl, the first couple to receive a perfect score, and very early in the season.

Since two couples were going home this week, there was no dance off, just the pressure of the bottom three, instead of two.

The first safe couple, “no surprise here” said Tom Bergeron, “Gilles and Cheryl.” Joining them, Lawrence and Edtya.

The first couple in the bottom also wasn’t a surprise, Holly and Dmitry.

Facing this week’s double elimination, everyone pushed extra hard with two new dances, the Lindy Hop and the Argentine Tango.

David and Kym were first to perform the Lindy Hop, a perfect dance for David and all his ADD energy. He even threw in a cartwheel. “It had fun, it had energy, occasionally you lost the rhythm,” Len conceded. “The footwork…is something you could work on,” Bruno agreed. “I loved it, I thought it was great,” Carrie Ann countered. The judges give them 22 points.

Dancing with the Stars has claimed another victim.

Holly Madison.

Hugh Hefner’s former number one girlfriend fell while rehearsing the samba last week and suffered a painful rib injury.

It’s not a broken rib, but it has left her in a great deal of pain, making rehearsal extremely difficult and uncomfortable.

Her reps say, “She is committed to the show and her partner, Dmitry, and will rest when she can. She fully hopes, and at this time, expects to dance on Monday.”

Last night, Dancing with the Stars had the best group dance to the best performance we’ve ever seen on the show.

Hall and Oates (yeah, Hall and Oates) took the stage to perform their megahit “Maneater” (that’s our jam!) while Karina, Dmitry, Tony and Maks did an 80s inspired, Flashdance-esque group dance that was brillz.

Karina and her Ogilvy home perm were killing it and at the end of the dance, she and Maks came in for an almost kiss that was both very sexy and totally sweet. We audibly awww-ed.

But now for who stays and who goes.

Dancing with the Stars Recap: Week Three

Denise and Maks started the show with a Samba that was just sad. Denise looked graceless, confused and lost. Len felt they needed "more Latin kick." "That was so flat and full of holes" Bruno chided. "We're going backwards." "I'm gonna have to go with Bruno" Carrie Ann agreed. Two fives and a six give them 16 points.

We said it last week; “Holly [Madison] has the Kim Kardashian syndrome: pretty girl with no idea how to move.”

You know who agrees with us?

Kim Kardashian.

This may be the first and only time we have a meeting of the minds with the Kard-Ass, a Dancing with the Stars alum, who spoke about Holly's chances on the show while hosting a benefit in Miami this weekend.

After getting dropped like a bad habit by Jason Mesnick on the season finale of The Bachelor, Melissa Rycroft now has a new distinction besides having been on the losing end of the most inconsiderate dumping in history.

She’s joining the cast of Dancing With the Stars.

After weeks battling tendonitis in her knee, even taking steroids in a hope to combat the injury, Jewel is said to be dropping out of Dancing with the Stars.

Stepping into her dancing shoes?

Holly Madison, Hef’s former number one girlfriend on The Girls Next Door who recently took up with and then broke up with illusionist Criss Angel .

ABC hasn’t yet released an official statement.

Bummer.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Criss Angel and former Girl Next Door Holly Madison have broken up.

Abracadabra…poof, their love is gone!

Supposedly they “remain very close friends and wish each other the very best.”

Uh huh.

Angel, 41, and Madison, 30, began dating last October.

We wonder if Holly finally watched his Vegas show “Believe” and realized, “This guy is a dingleberry.”

–Sasha Perl-Raver