Hugo Boss

January 31, 2009 at 12:09pm PST

Tags: Hugo Boss, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, The Tudors

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

There was a time when we wanted to pull a Ginuwine and ride Jonathan Rhys Meyer’s pony like it was our job.

But these days, with the creepy ‘stache that’s part porn, part John Waters, the glazed over buggy eyes and a vibe that’s very registered sex offender, we are off his bus.

But Hugo Boss isn’t. The Tudors star is the face of Hugo Element, a new cologne which launched at Macy’s in New York City yesterday.

He should be spokesman for Hugo Boss “I See You Through Your Window When I’m Watching You From the Tree Outside.”

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