Hulk Hogan

After months of limbo, Hulk Hogan and his former wife finalized the terms of their divorce.

Hulk Hogan aka Terry Bollea and Linda Bollea vowed to put aside months of bitterness so as to get on with their lives.

"The war is over," said Linda after court. The 55-year-old celebrity wrestler said in court he and Linda reached agreement on their terms. The divorce was finalized after a short hearing.

Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan's obnoxious daughter, has blessed us with a new song titled "Ur Not That Hot." How it rolls off the tongue! Impressive as ever, that Brooke.

Bust out the pole.

After laying low for about a year, Brooke Hogan performed at a Latin music festival in Miami yesterday and decided it might be smart to rely on something more than her musical “talents.”

While her father, Hulk Hogan, watched in the audience, and was reportedly quite proud, Brooke decided to make her performance at Calle Ocho stripper-licious.

Brooke really does know best.

Why else would anyone stand around and watch her?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Nick Hogan, the 18-year-old son of wrestling star Hulk Hogan, has been released from Pinellas County Jail in Clearwater, Florida after serving 166 days of an 8-month sentence, for his involvement in a street race accident that left his friend, John Graziano, a recently returned Iraq war veteran, in a permanent vegetative state.

Nick, whose real last name is Bollea, was met by his tragic, tranny, wannabe singer, sister Brooke who leapt to give him a hug.

Hulk Hogan's estranged wife Linda Bollea got busted yesterday in Miami, Florida.

The charge?

Speeding.

Where was she in such a rush to go?

To visit her sh*t for brains son Nick at Pinellas County Jail where he’s currently serving (a way too short) eight months in prison after crashing his car during a street race, leaving his buddy, John Graziano, a recently returned Iraq war veteran, in a permanently vegetative state thanks to major brain trauma.

Didn’t Linda learn her lesson?

TMZ is reporting that Hulk Hogan's son Nick threw himself at the mercy of the judge today in Tampa in his felony reckless driving case. He was sentenced to eight months in jail, five years probation, 500 hours community service, and the judge yanked his license for three years.

On August 26th, 2007, Nick crashed his 1998 Toyota Supra while street racing in Miami.

Hogan, 17, was wearing a seat belt and was not seriously injured.