Independence Day

The Karate Kid Remake Gets Suckier and Suckier

January 14, 2009 at 12:49pm PST

Tags: Independence Day, Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith, Oscar, Pat Morita, The Karate Kid, Will Smith

As if we didn’t hate this movie enough on principle.

Jackie Chan is reportedly in final negotiations to star as Mr. Miyagi in the bad idea jeans remake of The Karate Kid.

He would play the mentor to Jaden “My daddy starred in Independence Day” Smith.

As everyone knows, the part of Mr. Miyagi was legendarily played by Pat Morita in the 1984 original and sequels. He even earned an Oscar nomination he was so dope.

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