Inglorious Bastards

Brad Pitt is taking a ride on the Trash Talk Express.

The actor insists that his new film, Quentin Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds, is the greatest World War II movie ever made, and that it's much better than Tom Cruise's Valkyrie.

Pitt told German magazine Stern: “The second World War could still deliver more stories and films, but I believe that Quentin put a cover on that pot. With Basterds, everything than can be said to this genre has been said. The film destroys every symbol. The work is done, end of story.”

Okay, seriously, what the eff is going on with Brad Pitt?

We always believed it would take a hell of a lot more than a tacky pornstache to ugly Brad up but he’s been looking absolutely appalling ever since being cast in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards.

Brad Pitt has signed on to star in Quentin Tarantino’s World War II drama Inglorious Bastards. Let’s hope it’s better than Hell Ride.

Pitt will play a Tennessee hillbilly who assembles a team of Jewish-American soldiers who are sent on a suicide mission during World War II.

Apparently the script begins with the title “ONCE UPON A TIME…in Nazi-occupied France.” Saving Private Ryan meets Reservoir Dogs, perhaps?