Jack Black

Imagine a bubble bath, some candlelight and the low rumblings of Mister Barry White.

Sexy, right?

Now toss in a couple dripping wet and making out.

Ooooo, very Harlequin romance novel.

But we forgot to mention, the couple making out is Cloris Leachman and Jack Black.

Ummmm, ew.

Ewwwww.

We feel dirty.

Like we said yesterday, in the hunt for ratings supremacy, the big guns are comin’ out and this time they’re Jessica Alba’s.

Alba has signed on to join Jack Black in The Office’s ever growing post-Super Bowl spectacular.

The episode, titled "Stress Relief," follows Jim, Pam, Dwight, Michael and the rest of our favorite Dunder Mifflin Paper Company employees as they try to covertly watch a bootlegged movie at work.

And the ratings bonanza begins.

Jack Black has signed on to guest star on The Office’s post-Super Bowl show.

No word yet on exactly what role Black will play, but the episode entitled “Stress Relief,” is about the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company employees trying to secretly watch a bootlegged movie at work.

Roles we’d like to see Jack do on The Office:

In a Ralph Lauren mini dress, nude Stuart Weitzman peep-toes and earrings by Conroy & Wilcox, Angelina Jolie, as only she could, makes a giant stuffed panda look chic.

How does she do it?

The tres jolie Jolie, who voiced martial arts master Tigress in Kung Fu Panda, attended the film’s DVD release on Sunday at Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood, alongside costars Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black.

Killing it, mama!

Can you believe she gave birth to twins in July???

You’ve got to fight, for your right to voooooote!

They’re getting older but they’re still funky as hell. Check out the Isro on Mike D. That’s Big Pimpin’.

The Beastie Boys and Sheryl Crow (who came up with that pairing? It’s like a Falafel topped with Peanut Butter) played a "Rock the Vote" concert on the campus of Central Piedmont Community College in Charlotte, North Carolina yesterday, urging young voters to participate in next Tuesday’s election.

If you can get through the first five minutes of Tropic Thunder without panting for breath because you’re laughing so hard, you might want to see someone about that.

Ben Stiller’s latest directorial effort is the funniest movie we’ve seen in 2008, and when we say funny we mean weeping, snorting, wailing, slapping the person next to you, pleading for a break because you’re afraid you might pee your pants hilarious.

Robert Downey Jr. playing a white guy playing black guy? That’s got “Must See” written all over it.

Even before there was enough footage for a trailer, Tropic Thunder was one of the most talked-about comedies in Hollywood, mainly because of Downey’s own admission that he would have made a horrible mistake if his performance didn’t play well.

Largo at the Coronet: Tuesday 9pm

Chloe Sevigny wearing one of her typically fugtaculary slutty “chic” outfits comprised of a grey half shirt, beige and black embroidered, high waisted and flared mini skirt and heavy black orthopedic gone dominatrix lace up ankle boots. She looked about as excited to be there as a woman headed for a root canal.

Jack Black’s mother understands that Hollywood is a vicious place that enjoys devouring its inhabitants and sending them back from whence they came crying for Mama and Poppa.

That’s why Jack’s room is ready for him if he ever needs it.

Though the Kung Fu Panda star now commands millions per film, he struggled for many years to make a name for himself.