Jason Bateman

Jason Bateman (aka: The Second Coming of Teen Wolf), Christian Slater (aka: JD and/or Hard Harry…although that was 1990) and Rick(y) Schroder (aka: Silver Spoon-sucking Ricky Stratton, a show that Bateman co-starred on) all attended the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington DC this past weekend. 

So who would you rather?

And, perhaps more importantly, what the eff happened to Christian Slater’s face???

He’s shot through with more botox than Nicole Kidman.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Natalie Portman has launched a website called MakingOf.com, an internet community designed to give fans a behind-the-scenes glimpse of how movies are made.

Portman, along with co-founder Christine Aylward, recruited directors like Marc Forster (Quantum of Solace, Monsters Ball) and Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind), and actors like Jason Bateman and Olivia Thirlby to share their experiences and give movie enthusiasts a glimpse behind the scenes of how films are made.

Forget Jack Nicholson screaming for his Lakers to get on D, the reason courtside seats in LA are astronomically expensive is not because they come with way more than leg room and in-your-face action; they offer a veritable cornucopia of Hot Sauce stargazing.

Earlier today we showed you Zac Efron and Leonardo DiCaprio, front and center, at last night’s Lakers-Kings game (the Lakers won 118-108) but they weren’t the only bromance igniting courtside.

Since when is Ben Affleck a bear with a receding hairline? Yikes. 

Ben was snapped on the set of his new movie, Extract, in Reseda, California on Friday rocking some sexy Jesus hair on his face and a whole lot more forehead than we usually see from him. Perhaps fatherhood is taking its toll.

Charlize Theron continues the global trotting premiere circuit for her new film Hancock, co-starring Will Smith and Jason “Teen Wolf 2” Bateman (who we love!).

The film’s world premiere was held in Paris and yesterday arrived in Berlin.

Charlize, again, brought the major sauciness to the red carpet.

Those booties are bitchin’.

No matter how many episodes of Arrested Development we watch, he will never escape being James Ingalls or David Hogan to us.

There is no truer love than one spawned during 80’s primetime.

Jason Bateman, 36, attends last night’s Parisian premiere of Hancock.

[Insert lewd comment about the film’s title and what we’d like to do with Bateman here.]