Jason Mesnick

In the new interview with Us Magazine, former Bachelor Andrew Firestone is quite candid about his opinion of Jason Mesnick dumping fiancee Melissa Rycroft for Molly Malaney on the show’s finale. 

After getting dropped like a bad habit by Jason Mesnick on the season finale of The Bachelor, Melissa Rycroft now has a new distinction besides having been on the losing end of the most inconsiderate dumping in history.

She’s joining the cast of Dancing With the Stars.

Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss has spoken out against rumors that Jason Mesnick’s sudden switcheroo on The Bachelor season finale was staged by the show’s producers.

“That’s patently untrue,” Fleiss promises. “It was [Jason’s] choice in New Zealand who he proposed to.” But after the show wrapped, “He was not in love with Melissa anymore and he was in love with Molly and he needed to make a change.”

Every episode of The Bachelor and Bachelorette is hyped with a voiceover that promises “Stay tuned for our most dramatic, explosive episode ever.”

Well, last night, they weren’t lying!

Holy F-bomb!

Scan. Da. Lous!

We didn’t watch much of the past season of The Bachelor because we were so bitter they choose sad-sack Jason Mesnick over super smokeshows Jeremy Anderson (swoon) and Graham Bunn (hot damn).

Little did we know the maaayjah drama that awaited in last night’s season finale.

The most recent Bachelorette couple, DeAnna Pappas and her fiancé Jesse Csincsak, have broken up.

Well, we know it’s not because she’s dating Jeremy (DeAnna is a flippin’ idiot).

We are vomiting all over ourselves right now!

Are you kidding? How the eff does this chick do it?!?!?!

Former Danity Kane slut, Aubrey Ho’Day, hosted a Halloween party at Tabu Ultra Lounge in Las Vegas this weekend. O’Day arrived dressed as Ariel from The Little Mermaid and who was her Prince Eric???

Jeremy!

WHY?!?!?!

Instead of Jeremy or Graham, two of the foxiest men around, freaky-non-blinking-sappy-puppy-dog-let’s-play-leap-frog Jason will be the new Bachelor.

Yuck!

Jason Mesnick,32, was rejected by DeAnna Pappas on last season’s finale of The Bachelorette. Grrrreat, thanks DeAnna. Because of you and your craptastic taste we have to suffer through a season with Jason, the sad sack single father who whines ad nauseum about how badly he’s been hurt so he “forgot” how to love. Gag, choke, barf! He is sooooo repellent.

Last night, DeAnna Pappas bestowed her final rose on the man she’s fallen in love with, a man she plans on marrying and spending the rest of her life with, a man NO ONE expected her to choose: Jesse, the snowboarder from Colorado with the coolest parents in the world.

That meant Jason — clingy, needy single father from Seattle Jason — was left out in the cold.

Sucks to be you, buddy. Go find some other woman to torture with games of leapfrog and hour-long staring contests (did you notice he never blinked?).