Jason Wahler

April 24, 2009 at 9:41am PST
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After almost three dull-as-dishwater years of back and forth bickering on The Hills (“There is a sex tape,” “Nuh uh,” “Yuh huh,” “Nuh uh,” “You’re a liar,” “No, you’re a liar”), Spencer Pratt has confessed to masterminding the sex tape scandal between his reality TV co-star Lauren Conrad and her ex-boyfriend, Jason Wahler.

Because anyone cares anymore.

The potential of that sex tape is the only thing that ever made LC even slightly interesting.

January 23, 2009 at 1:57pm PST
Photos: MTV

Hells to the yeah!

The Hills is finally, mercifully going off the air…after one more season.

That’s right, Lauren Conrad, milk MTV for all their worth since after the show is over you will quickly follow your Laguna Beach cohorts like Kristin Cavallari (has been), Talan Torriero (who?) and Jason Wahler (ex-con) to the great reality TV graveyard.

We hope you’ve been saving those pennies.

May 1, 2008 at 8:24am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Heidi Montag of MTV’s The Hills sat down with David Letterman last night.

Does it concern anyone else that she’s becoming more and more plastic by the day? First the boobs, then the nose, now the lips, and we’ve heard rumors of botox and cheek implants. Botox??? She’s 21! What the hell? She looks like she’s trying to become a life-size Malibu Barbie.

She spent the majority of her time on the show talking about Lauren Conrad and the notorious sex tape:

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