Jesse McCartney

DWTS Elimination Night always sucks. ABC makes us suffer through sixty minutes to reach the 10 seconds when they announce who’s cut. Making last night even suckier: one of the first safe couples. 

Seriously, America? Seriously?

You saved Kim and her Norman Schwarzkopf of an ass? What were you thinking? Now we have to suffer through another week of her phony humility and moronic blathering. Thanks.

Hello, smokeshow!

We said we weren’t sure if we would watch True Blood but now that we’ve seen Ryan Kwanten, we might just change our tune. Ryan, who used to be on Summerland (aka: Hot Boy Central, Zac Efron and Jesse McCartney were also on the show), co-stars on the show.

He is what we call Must See TV. 

Jesse McCartney appeared on the Today Show this morning to promote his new album “Departure”, a title which refers to departures in his personal and professional life but it really signals his departure from childhood.

Jesse’s 21 now and turning into a fine man. After he performed his new single “Leavin” on the plaza, he sat down with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb who asked him what he likes about women as he’s gotten older.

“They’re intoxicating,” Jesse said.

Teen sensation Jesse McCartney has been named the first male spokesperson for Bongo brand clothing. His ads debuted today, showing the multi-platinum singer and actor surrounded by lizadies and covered in kisses. His hand grabbing onto one of the model’s legs is surprisingly sexy. We likey.

When asked what kind of style he favors on a girl, Jesse said he’s into “natural beauty, not a lot going on. Jeans and a tank top or a t-shirt, [that’s] definitely the most attractive to me.” We wonder if any of the models he shot with struck his fancy.

Aubrey O'Day, who was discovered on the third season of MTV's hit Making the Band when P. Diddy chose her to be a member of Danity Kane, has been linked with just about everyone. Reported hookups include:

-P. Diddy (some said she was pregnant with his child).

-Evan Ross, Diana Ross's up-n'-coming son.

-Blink 182's Travis Barker (whose clothing line Famous Stars and Stripes Aubrey models for).

-Porn star Jenna Jameson (Klassy).