Our favorite train wreck has landed another movie role. ...
Two of Grey's Anatomy's hottest hunks, Patrick Dempsey and Eric Dane, will star alongside Julia Roberts, Ashton Kutcher and Bradley Cooper, in the romantic comedy Valentine's Day.
Dempsey, 43, will play a will play a married obstetrician who is cheating on his wife with Jennifer Garner. Dane swaps his stethoscope for a football in his role as a quarterback on the verge of retirement.
Jessica Biel has been named Revlon’s newest Global Brand Ambassador.
That’s a fancy way of saying she’s their new spokesmodel and is going to make a buttload of money convincing women who will never look like her (no matter how hard we wish and pray) that using the same mascara and foundation will bring us one step closer to her level of beauty. Timberlake not included.
She joins the ranks of Jessica Alba, Halle Berry and Jennifer Connelly, who have also shilled for the company.
Biel’s ads will begin running in Spring 2010.
Jessica Alba wants everyone to know, she’s not dumb. She’s actually really, really smart.
Really!
So smart in fact, her brilliance went over everyone’s heads.
While we were all thinking she’s a nimrod for telling a reporter to, “Be neutral. Be Sweden,” instead of saying Switzerland, she wants you to know that Sweden WAS neutral…during World War II.
Ah, doy dicky.
Alba took to her Myspace blog in retaliation following flack she’s gotten and wrote:
We don't.
Imagine a bubble bath, some candlelight and the low rumblings of Mister Barry White.
Sexy, right?
Now toss in a couple dripping wet and making out.
Ooooo, very Harlequin romance novel.
But we forgot to mention, the couple making out is Cloris Leachman and Jack Black.
Ummmm, ew.
Ewwwww.
We feel dirty.
Like we said yesterday, in the hunt for ratings supremacy, the big guns are comin’ out and this time they’re Jessica Alba’s.
Alba has signed on to join Jack Black in The Office’s ever growing post-Super Bowl spectacular.
The episode, titled "Stress Relief," follows Jim, Pam, Dwight, Michael and the rest of our favorite Dunder Mifflin Paper Company employees as they try to covertly watch a bootlegged movie at work.
Jessica Alba is aiming for Oscar glory! This will be her Monster! You know how we know Alba’s in a serious role? She’s hardly wearing makeup, her hair is in pigtails and her clothes are dowdy. She’s really digging deep on this one.
First it was us, then it was Jessica Alba. She's our wannabe. Heeey!
After a post-natal check up with her doctor, Jessica picked up lunch at Kokomo Café, aka The Peach Pit, before heading home. We wonder if she ordered the Leggo My Eggold.
How adorable is her grey and pink ensemble, complete with matching flip flops and scarf?
New parents Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have some grownup time without newborn baby Honor Marie. The couple enjoyed lunch before heading home to their little girl.
Jessica’s looks like she’s already lost most of the baby…everywhere that is except for her boobs. If she was popular with the boys before, they’re really gonna love her now!