Jessica Simpson

Stop the presses. Breaking news. Jessica Simpson is not dating Gerard Butler. We repeat not dating.

Phew! We are so glad we cleared that one up.

Everyone be on the lookout! Jessica Simpson's dog, Daisy, was snatched up by a coyote and she's hoping for her save return.

She Tweeted: "My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!"

Daisy, apparently, was a gift from her ex, Nick Lachey from back when they were together, which seems like a million years ago now, doesn't it?

The Simpsons (not the yellow ones) are worried about Jessica after her sudden breakup with Tony Romo. A source close to the family told People, "She's a little depressed."

"She takes breakups really badly," adds another source close to Jessica. "She has a hard time letting go."

Jessica Simpson is back on the market.

The Dukes of Hazzard star got dumped by her NFL quarterback boyfriend the night before her 29th birthday.

Damn that’s cold.

Rumors sparked when he was spotted partying with friends on Jessica’s birthday, and she was nowhere to be found.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have split.

The couple who have been dating for three years “have amicably split, but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another," Minnillo's rep confirmed.

They met on the set of Lachey’s music video for his song What’s Left of Me in 2006 after Vanessa had just ended her three-year relationship with New York Yankees all-star, Derek Jeter and Lachey had just gotten divorced from Jessica Simpson.

Maybe Chris Brown, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson can form a band.

Chris Brown is pulling a J. Lo-Hew (who's pulling a Jessica Simpson) and trying to revive his struggling singing career by turning to country music.

Unsatisfied with whispering to ghosts, Jennifer Love Hewitt is looking to once again sing for the masses.

J. Lo-Hew is following in the tragicomic footsteps of Jessica Simpson and is planning to revive her singing career by breaking into country music.

Oh boy.

According to Love Hewitt's boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy, The Ghost Whisperer star is working on a country music demo in her down time. The last time her music enjoyed any kind of success was in 2002 with her album BareNaked. 

Jessica Biel’s attempt to go deep and bare her soul – along with her breasts – will never hit the big screen.

Her latest film, Powder Blue, is getting the Jessica Simpson treatment and being banished straight to DVD.

Prison Break star Lane Garrison has been granted parole for good behavior.

And Jessica Simpson will be picking him up from prison.

Seriously.

When times are troubled, who do you turn to?

The Doggfather.

In the midst of the worst financial crisis in almost eighty years, Hollywood is desperate to provide a respite from the melee. What better way to offer escapism that to resurrect both musicals and vaudeville? Hey, it worked last time.

That must be what MTV is telling themselves as they embark on their new variety show, Dogg After Dark hosted by Snoop Doggy Dogg.